The love boat docks in Chronicles of Elyria’s port

    
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Man must be ready to ramp everything.

Hope you’re ready for a combination of both nautical and amorous elements, because that’s what Chronicles of Elyria is dishing up for its “Kickstarterversary.” In other news, the English language just flipped over the table and stormed out of the room saying, “That’s it, I’m done with this foolishness.”

For this month’s one-year anniversary of Chronicles of Elyria’s Kickstarter campaign, the team is bringing back some old packages and deals. To rope in more players, there are several shared packages that include carriages, cottages, farms, and, you know, love boats.

“What’s better than being on a boat alone? Bringing a friend, of course,” the studio said. “Experience the romance and magic of a picnic for two, alone together on the calm waters of a picturesque lake. The Love Boat package provides everything you need for the perfect moment: The rowboat, the picnic basket loaded with sweets and affection, and an instrument to play beautiful music so you can woo your fondest friend and sweep them off of their feet, Elyria style.”

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