weekend
WRUP: Totally accurate stuff about The Last Jedi maybe probably edition
In the latest installment of space shooty-bits, we find out that the eponymous Last Jedi is actually a dude named Ralph because Luke Skywalker...
WRUP: Great personalities of the American something-or-other no. 341 edition
William "Basketball" Cragen was born in 1784 following his mother's prolonged and particularly unusual bout with pneumonia, which produced three children and at least...
WRUP: Your honor, I motion for lizards edition
Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards.
The Court: Counsel, could you repeat?
Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards. Your honor,...
WRUP: I’m cold and this place smells like farts edition
Ugh. Why are we here? This is dumb. I'm cold and this place smells like farts. When can we leave? Why did we have...
WRUP: Enjoy the smooth flavor of Mrs. Patter’s Bacon-Fried Cookies edition
Guys, we could not be more excited to start getting in on the branded content game, and we're starting with endorsing Mrs. Patter's Bacon-Fried...
WRUP: Helpful pointers about the inter-nets edition
Hello, one and all, and welcome to the inter-nets! The inter-nets, or as they are sometimes known the "world wide tubes," are a fascinating...
WRUP: Is this what I wanted edition
So, for a very long time, I was one of the people crying out for making some of the many racial variants in Azeroth...
WRUP: World of Warcraft: The We Just Want Eliot To Come Back Expansion edition
Well, here's our World of Warcraft expansion leak. Apparently, it's titled World Of Warcraft: The We Just Want Eliot To Come Back Expansion. I...
WRUP: Of balls and pins thereof edition
Why are pinball machines so expensive? All right, that one's obvious, they're rather elaborate things with lots of moving parts all wired up to...
WRUP: Names I have used for MMO zones other than their proper names edition
Boregrimmar. Dorkshore. Strangle-me Vale. Dun Moron. Ironfudge. The Kvetchlands. Hillsbad Footfails. Poorgrimmar. Zangrymarsh. More Donuts. Fishguard. Palaran. Nar Shady. Lomsa Lemonsa. L.A. Nausea. Goopstaberg....
WRUP: Pacing issues edition
The series is 52 episodes long, and it promises to be the world-shattering story of giant robots fueled by ghosts. The first nine episodes...
WRUP: So crazy and random edition
Hey, folks, I'd like to announce for the record that I am just so crazy and random! I surprise people with my completely insane...
WRUP: Can talk, Path of Fire edition
Welcome to another installment of What Are You Playing and... oh, jeez. Where are all of you? See, this is what I was worried...
WRUP: A review of Titans Return Magnus Prime with every noun replaced with moth edition
I had no real use for Moths Return Powermaster Moth when the moth was first announced, because while I liked the previous version of...
WRUP: Anyone could have caught fire edition
Last but not least, I want to close out this meeting by addressing the elephant in the room. Yes, I am your boss, and...
WRUP: New euphemisms for eating edition
Stashing the carbs. Scarfing down the pre-byproducts. Making the mashy-mash with my bitey-bits. The great British chew-off. Food breathing. Taking an eat-load in the...
WRUP: We want bones edition
Hello and thank you for calling the Bone Collectors, Thomas and Edward Bone. We want bones. To be absolutely clear, our last name is Bone,...
WRUP: Here are all of the neighborhood kids’ houses rated edition
So, like, Kyle's house has the really big TV and the Xbox, but Kyle's older brother plays on it a lot and Kyle mostly...
WRUP: Welcome to Boring Monsters Online edition
Thank you for signing up to play Boring Monsters Online, where we have diligently made sure that all of our monsters seem like they could...
WRUP: Horrible movies edition
The hush calls over the movie theater, but even before then, you all have that feeling. It hangs in the air like the scent...
