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Go camp in a lake of fire. Go find a lake of fire and camp there. Not on the shore, on the lake itself....

The first CCG (which originally stood for "Concerted Card Gouging" but was later changed to "Collectible Card Game" after the Great Acronym Wars of...

Is your house robot-proof, dear reader? No. No, it isn't. Of course it isn't! You have never given a single thought to robot-proofing your...

Pamela, my love! I wrote you this missive on this "web-site" so that everyone may see it, especially the numerous men whose homes you...

Picture a moment in time, if you will. Imagine it as a place, as a thing with structure. That point is fixed in space...

With all of the antics that have gone on in my life over the last week alone, I somehow forgot that my random alliance...

This week, I got some good news on Tuesday and Monday, but most of the week has been things breaking. My car has issues...

Rottweilers left in a yard without proper leads who are trained to jump, growl, and bark. The idea that there is a secret second...

Today, we're going to reveal some marvelous true facts about - wait, what the heck is going on with that header? What is this?...

It will probably come as no surprise to those of you reading that I've been taking part in a weekly tabletop roleplaying game for...

Look, memes, there's... there's no easy way to say this, but I think we're done. We've had some really good times. The whole "All...

I was clean. I had been clean for a very long time. Considering my general feelings toward Star Wars as a whole and the...

Do you think this is a game? Do you think this is a game? This is real life, people. This is important. It's important...

Yeah, we give up. Just go ahead and spoil the hell out of the new Star Wars movie in the comments. Talk about how...

Let's not mince words: We all know that a new film set in a galaxy far, far away is coming out in the very...

Let's cover something that I would think is... kind of obvious. Skin is not, by default, shiny. It is not reflective. It does not...

Not many of you know this because I had no intention of really making a thing out of it, but I have been divorced...

I am legitimately fascinated by bears in video games. Not just because I love bears, although that's true too. I'm fascinated because in the...

It seems that a large variety of scandals have struck our offices recently, and so I thought I'd take the opportunity before anyone is...

In addition to the work that he does for this site, his other daily work, and his position as Jack Black's stunt double on...