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WRUP: Addressing recent scandals edition
It seems that a large variety of scandals have struck our offices recently, and so I thought I'd take the opportunity before anyone is...
WRUP: Congratulations to Justin edition
In addition to the work that he does for this site, his other daily work, and his position as Jack Black's stunt double on...
WRUP: The Grand Magistrix has power over time edition
How do you represent a boss who has power over time? Because the Grand Magistrix has power over time. The obvious answer is that...
WRUP: A marvelously spooky tale edition
As you all know, today is the horror day in which all of the scary things come out. So in today's very special edition...
WRUP: The secret life of Harry, metaphorical construct for your journey of self-awareness edition
Hello, hello, what a joy it is to meet you. My name, as you'll not momentarily bother to pause even a moment to learn,...
WRUP: Non-interactive text adventure edition
You are in a field. There are exits to the north, south, and west. The east doesn't count. East is the way that cowards...
WRUP: Hard-hitting Transformers: Devastation review edition
Because I am me, I bought and played through Transformers: Devastation this week. It's based pretty heavily on the G1 cartoon, which is largely...
WRUP: The appearance of birds edition
Why do birds suddenly appear every time you are near? Why do birds gradually appear every time they smell fear? Why do birds cover...
WRUP: Letter integration edition
C is for cookie, that's good enough for me. D is for dinosaur, that's actually a lot better than cookies, and I really like...
WRUP: Foxman edition
How did we get here? This place is crawling with too many games. Smells like ozone. I never thought we'd be here for this...
WRUP: War rig edition
After a fairly predictable living arrangement for my wife and I for the past decade, someone is moving in with us now! Which is...
WRUP: The Slowpoke Song edition
The fact of the matter is that Pokémon has never been a big part of my life, so I'm even less capable of explaining...
WRUP: Eorzean power couples edition
Usually, my introduction to our weekly What Are You Playing feature is a testament to the things I find funny. It's not meant to...
WRUP: Why did I take this screenshot edition
Hello, yes, do you know why I took this screenshot? I know I did take this screenshot. It was on my hard drive; that...
WRUP: Better baby names edition
Argyle Farts. Mumu of the Pyramid People. Simon, Kyle, and Snorkums. Subject Name Here. Damp. I Have a Human Brain. Relogaz of the Sunless...
WRUP: Apparently I am excited about Demon Hunters edition
If you had asked me a week ago, I would have said that I don't have any particular need or desire for Demon Hunters...
WRUP: You meant completely free edition
Apparently I got a new game for free on Steam. I wasn't really planning on it; I just saw a little advertisement saying that Race...
WRUP: Win a personal deathtrap edition
People who read this feature, we are happy to announce that you have a once-in-a-this-article opportunity to win your very own personal deathtrap! This...
WRUP: Phrases that never sound ominous edition
Some phrases absolutely never sound ominous. You can have a black cloak billowing behind you, your face cloaked in nothing but shadow except for...
WRUP: Pallas cats are the best cats edition
As an owner of two cats which manage to somehow feel like seven cats, I really, truly want a Pallas cat. They are unbelievably...