Ham ham ham ham ham.

WRUP: Better baby names edition

Argyle Farts. Mumu of the Pyramid People. Simon, Kyle, and Snorkums. Subject Name Here. Damp. I Have a Human Brain. Relogaz of the Sunless...
I like the style these ladies have.

WRUP: Apparently I am excited about Demon Hunters edition

If you had asked me a week ago, I would have said that I don't have any particular need or desire for Demon Hunters...
in space

WRUP: You meant completely free edition

Apparently I got a new game for free on Steam. I wasn't really planningĀ on it; I just saw a little advertisement saying that Race...
This was entirely unsafe even in the planning stages.

WRUP: Win a personal deathtrap edition

People who read this feature, we are happy to announce that you have a once-in-a-this-article opportunity to win your very own personal deathtrap! This...

WRUP: Phrases that never sound ominous edition

Some phrases absolutely never sound ominous. You can have a black cloak billowing behind you, your face cloaked in nothing but shadow except for...

WRUP: Pallas cats are the best cats edition

As an owner of two cats which manage to somehow feel like seven cats, I really, truly want a Pallas cat. They are unbelievably...

WRUP: Cool guys don’t look at fireworks edition

As we all know, cool guys don't look at explosions (they blow things up and just walk away). This is true as few things...
Everyone was wearing matching towels.

WRUP: Someone was really hungry edition

I don't know how we got to the point of eating lobster, exactly, but someone must have been really hungry. Like, insanely hungry. Someone...
You're a liar, Future Me! A wonderful liar.

WRUP: Early access maybe edition

This week, no one will exactly be surprised to learn that I'm playing Final Fantasy XIV's early access weekend. Or trying to, anyway, because...

WRUP: Exhausting movies that might just be Australian documentaries edition

I'm relatively certain that I left the theater showing Mad Max: Fury Road on the same day that I went in, but I'm not...
Boy, the angry emails I'm writing for myself.

WRUP: Fallout Seven or whatever edition

Folks, the big video game news this week was confirmation that Fallout Something is going to be released! Through powerful kung fu focusing mostly...
If I had known then what I know now, I... would have felt no different, really, but it might have mitigated stuff.

WRUP: Goodbye, my sweet would-be treasure edition

I don't think I can properly express how much I love the Ikthians in WildStar. The Ikthian Crawler is seriously something I would... well,...
Oh, you're no fun any more.

WRUP: My only raiding story from Star Wars: The Old Republic edition

A friend asked me to come with her guild to run some endgame raid or another. I don't remember what it was. Whatever raid...
This was a real game that existed.

WRUP: This game existed, no one cared edition

The above screenshot is from Fantasy Earth Zero, a title that was developed by Square-Enix, launched to a resounding thud, got resurrected by another...
All I ever wanted, all I ever needed was here.

WRUP: Chroma Squad is a thing of joy edition

If you had told me when I was 17 that I wanted to play a pixelated turn-based strategy game in which I got to...
Wow, it's been a really long time since I had a critter picture.

WRUP: Throw hams at hyenas edition

Folks, do you find yourself with too much ham in your house? If not, go buy some ham, then throw it at some vicious...
So it goes.

WRUP: What ever happened with that button thing edition

Does anyone remember this? This was a thing that happened. I wrote a news post about it. A thing was done with a button,...
I was made into a fan!

WRUP: Yes, there was a new Star Wars trailer edition

If you managed to avoid all contact with the internet this week, you might have missed that the next Star Wars film got a...
Mind if I axe you a question?

WRUP: Hourly content update edition

Over the past few years, we've seen developers fall more and more in love with the idea of making faster and smaller updates to...
We were the kings and queens of promise, we were the victims of ourselves. Maybe the children of a lesser god between Heaven and Hell.

WRUP: Twilight over Eorzea edition

It's hard to make a storyline that leads perfectly into an expansion. There's always more that could be done, the challenge of making something...