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U have been given the SPOOKY SKELINTON WHAT R U PLAYIN and now u are AFFLICTED! If u dont want the spooky skelintons to...

★: You don't get the joke. ★★: Gave your pet various afflictions and also made your car alarm go off, but at least this time...

A pleasing pine scent is now present in all outdoor zones. An unpleasant and frankly offensive pine scent is now produced whenever you...

Sorry, everyone, but today I'm not in the mood for doing my usual What Are You Playing... but only because I want to offer...

Look, what the heck do you want from me? Every week, I hear the same thing. "Eliot, do that thing where you make blood...

Kitty! Hi kitty! Hello there, kitty! Come here, kitty! I just want to be your friend, kitty. You look like a soft kitty, aren't...

Moon pears: These are rocks. Obviously. Moon weeds: Also rocks. Moon logs: Actually, there are trees on the moon! They grow in the moon dirt to...

We could go to the movies and see a movie that you really want to see even if I'm not really enthusiastic about it...

June 5th, 1997: I was attending a local fishing convention with my father when Al Pacino emerged from the crowd and offered to sell...

Ham is stored in the ham. Frequently Asked Questions Q: Where is ham stored? A: In the ham. Q: Where is ham not stored? A: Not in the ham. Q:...

First, we have Tim. Tim is absolutely foul with the stench of farts. He is bequeathed by the bouquet of butt gases. Tim's actually...

I can feel its fingers creeping into my depths. Once, it was when I closed my eyes; now, even when I open them I can...

Rey: Sometimes she thinks about the fact that there are cats out in the galaxy whose owners never once pick them up and say,...

Kyle is doing the happy eat now with mashing mouth parts against the food slough, very many happy to be enjoying chew! Kyle make...

Are you a true child of the dumpster? Are you a trash being made from garbage pieces? How can you be sure? Please read...

Multiball Frenzy: Hit all seven of the rear bumpers to activate multiball, which doubles your score. Multiball Disappointment: Hit three of the rear bumpers and...

Engineer: The Mastermind Rather than kits, this version of the Engineer summons tiny golems and clockwork robots to do their work for them. Wielding a...

A blurry shot of my feet that will be excused with "oh, not that one." Seventeen pictures of my cats. A picture of an...

Crazy. Argyle. Pomegranate. Tepid. Moist. Gassy. Fastidious. Molten. Gushing. Terrorized. Liquid. Hamburger. Clown. Webbed. Limpid. Inconsolable. Guilty. Seventeen. Magnanimous. Train. Overview. Comprehend. Masticate. Evangelize....

All right, Master. You're angry. I understand that. I'm angry, too. Not at you, obviously, but at the situation. See, I know that you're...