weekend
WRUP: The fork edition
Chopsticks are shaped pairs of equal-length sticks of China Simplified Chinese characters are standardized Chinese characters, also called hanzi Traditional Chinese characters are one...
WRUP: Badger milk pitch meeting edition
All right, so get this. All right? All right. People like badgers, right? What do you mean "maybe?" People like badgers. Everyone likes badgers....
WRUP: We don’t talk about fish sticks, no no no edition
Ahem. I'm sorry, you were all expecting a musical number here, weren't you? The writers behind our weekly What Are You Playing installment wish...
WRUP: Astrid Cornwaker and the tortellini edition
Level 1-1: Amble bamble ham preamble. Walka-walka-walka-do, Fred Flinstone, horse with glue. Joopa joopa woopa do, hoopa woopa loo, matcha matcha horble farble angus...
WRUP: The first man to marry a motorcycle vs. the first motorcycle on the moon edition
Aw, there was a motorcycle on the moon? Darn it! Why do I have to spend this week's What Are You Playing talking about...
WRUP: The first person to make a motorcycle vs. the first person to marry a motorcycle edition
The first motorcycle was invented in 1941 by a Swedish-American inventory named Johann Motorcyclemaker, a name which originally referred to a children's toy made...
WRUP: Welcome to Horror Burger edition
Hi, welcome to Horror Burger, home of the skinless monstrosities and bottomless fries! Can I take your order? If you're unsure of what you...
WRUP: Hangin’ out with Bingo Steve edition
Do not take Bingo Steve into a CVS pharmacy. Bingo Steve has been officially banned from CVS across the country due to something he...
WRUP: Chain letter edition
U have been given the SPOOKY SKELINTON WHAT R U PLAYIN and now u are AFFLICTED! If u dont want the spooky skelintons to...
WRUP: How to properly score your review of WRUP edition
★: You don't get the joke.
★★: Gave your pet various afflictions and also made your car alarm go off, but at least this time...
WRUP: New year features edition
A pleasing pine scent is now present in all outdoor zones.
An unpleasant and frankly offensive pine scent is now produced whenever you...
WRUP: Thank you edition
Sorry, everyone, but today I'm not in the mood for doing my usual What Are You Playing... but only because I want to offer...
WRUP: I can’t do this on command edition
Look, what the heck do you want from me? Every week, I hear the same thing. "Eliot, do that thing where you make blood...
WRUP: Kitty edition
Kitty! Hi kitty! Hello there, kitty! Come here, kitty! I just want to be your friend, kitty. You look like a soft kitty, aren't...
WRUP: Botany on the moon edition
Moon pears: These are rocks. Obviously.
Moon weeds: Also rocks.
Moon logs: Actually, there are trees on the moon! They grow in the moon dirt to...
WRUP: Here are some things we could do when we hang out now that I own your mother’s house edition
We could go to the movies and see a movie that you really want to see even if I'm not really enthusiastic about it...
WRUP: Incidents in which Al Pacino has tried to sell me a cursed clarinet edition
June 5th, 1997: I was attending a local fishing convention with my father when Al Pacino emerged from the crowd and offered to sell...
WRUP: Ham is stored in the ham (with special guest star “Pumpkins are rather neat” repeated 39 times) edition
Ham is stored in the ham.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Where is ham stored?
A: In the ham.
Q: Where is ham not stored?
A: Not in the ham.
Q:...
WRUP: All the homies in the static and why they’re fart people edition
First, we have Tim. Tim is absolutely foul with the stench of farts. He is bequeathed by the bouquet of butt gases. Tim's actually...
WRUP: Ice edition
I can feel its fingers creeping into my depths.
Once, it was when I closed my eyes; now, even when I open them I can...
