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WRUP: Famous last lines from movies edition
"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." -Rhett Butler, Gone With The Wind
"Hasta la vista, baby." -T-800 ("Uncle Bob"), Terminator 2: Judgement Day
"Frankly,...
WRUP: Restrictions placed on you as the Trash Lord of the Mole People edition
RULE the FIRST: Under no circumstances are you to smear your subjects (moles) in mayonnaise, Thousand Island salad dressing, or olive oil made within...
WRUP: Complete works of Ozymandias to look upon and despair edition
Now That's What I Call Music (Ancient Societies Edition)
Please note that at the time he created it, it was not tagged as "Ancient...
WRUP: Municipal edition
Municipal. La municipale.
Correct: Diagonal. Fish. Metric. Booger. Pants. Nighttime.
Incorrect: Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred. Fred....
WRUP: Mikhail, the first vendor you see in town edition
Hello, friend! Would you like to trade? You'd like to sell? Seventeen ? Very good, here's your money! May you find good fortune in...
WRUP: Advanced street-crossing techniques edition
The Backwards Banana: The... the what? What the heck is this? What do you want me to type here? Are you supposed to backflip...
WRUP: How to use all the social media sites edition
Twitter: You have two options here. The first is that you can go around incessantly correcting people for things you think are errors based...
WRUP: My fantasy football season results edition
Drafts: Was asked multiple times by the lads whether or not I knew anything about football and repeatedly insisted that I did. My first pick...
WRUP: The following contest is scheduled for one fall edition
Now entering the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at 235 pounds, it's Bobby Roode! His opponent, from San Jose, California, weighing in at...
WRUP: The incorrect things you have written addressing gifts to DJ Jazzy Jeff this holiday season edition
Donald Joseph "Jazzy" Jeffries
DJ Jazz-liking Geoff
Hambone Lord
DJ Jazzy John Hopkins
I like hamburger
Deejazzy
Will Smith
Mini-Will Smith
Jaden Smith
...
WRUP: Places where the hag’s curse afflicts me not edition
The hag did curse me, o my kinsfolk, but forsooth, I outsmarted her once again! With a wizened finger she did point and proclaim...
WRUP: I like hamburger edition
I like. Hamburger. I. like hamburger? Hambuuuger. Ham. bougar. I liek hamburger with CHEEEEESE i liek hanbarger. Man e placse serve hunborgor four ME...
WRUP: New conspiracy theories for Winter 2019 to Spring 2020 edition
Seltzer is just denatured alcohol that has been yelled at by professional Yell Masters. It's why White Claws taste good. (If you think they...
WRUP: Which ingredients in your burrito have angered the Bog Witch edition
Cilantro: The Bog Witch doesn't like cilantro. She hates explaining that to people because people are always asking her if it tastes like soap...
WRUP: Nearby parallel universe directory edition
Index 47289983-BBA-4683: Ducks do not quack but sing the Ghostbusters theme song.
Index 47289983-BBA-4684: The Ghostbusters theme song is just ducks quacking.
Index 47289983-BBA-4685: Stan Lee...
WRUP: All the words from the Wikipedia entry on ‘Garbage’ starting with the letter D edition
Discarded due does disposal discard describe discards discard distinctions disposed divided derived down dry dry distinction describe dry discarded days dry dissipated discarded designed...
WRUP: That good times thing actually sounded nice edition
So... hey, Ion, you're not reading this, but just for the record? I know you were trying to tell a big old jokey-joke with...
WRUP: Old Rancid Mike’s Vile Garbage Salad edition
Back in 1844, a man named Michael Harrington took over a small storefront in Queens, NY with a simple goal: To serve gullible idiots...
WRUP: Yes these are all of the good words edition
As a long-time professional... write... person... writeranarian? Write-maker. As a professional for whatever my field is called, some people think it is my job...
WRUP: All of my cell phone’s notification sounds edition
Email (Work): The sound of a man smashing his fist through a plate-glass window followed by a series of epithets making it entirely...
