Massively OP’s 2015 Blooper Awards: Best MMO Milking Sim

Massively OP’s end-of-the-year awards continue today with our blooper award for Best MMO Milking Sim. And the winner is…

Project Gorgon

What, did you think this award was just an excuse to pick on early access or crowdfunding “milking”? Not this time! Project Gorgon is the best MMO in which you can milk animals. In fact, Justin tells me you can milk other players too. Now that’s a sandbox.

Want to nominate another winner? Let us know in the comments, and don’t forget to check out our serious MMO awards while you’re at it.

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BryanCo
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Oleg Chebeneev  For December (so far at least) there have been a total of four articles tagged with Project Gorgon.  And one of those is this article that gives the game a blooper award.  One of the others is the “most anticipated of 2016 and beyond award.”  And only one of the staff (Bree) mentioned the game as part of a list of also-rans after announcing her vote for Camelot Unchained.
There were only two tags for it in November, one of which was a Daily Grind discussion piece about upcoming games in general.  So that three articles actually about Project Gorgon in two months.  Yep, every opportunity.
Note: I myself am not interested in Gorgon at all.

ManastuUtakata
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ManastuUtakata

Edit: *is weird,,,proper

BryanCo
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BryanCo

Can’t believe no one else has posted this yet….

Robert80
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Robert80

cursedseishi  This comment actually is spot on, because the gender of your character prior to cow curse didn’t matter as to milking (at least last time I played.)

Robert80
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Robert80

Rheem Octuris Denngar  Yes, if you play as a cow you can be milked.  The quality of the milk is diet dependent.  There are some other boss curses that offer potential for this as well, so there may be other things you can do for gathering directly off players.

Robert80
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Robert80

Yeah, the boss curse system in Project Gorgon is one of the cool ideas they have.  Really do like it.  I really like their words of power system.  I… am not so sure about the rest of the game, but I’ll admit they have a lot of time to improve (and have had quite a bit of time since I last looked around.)

shadowblender
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shadowblender

Hey, where is scarlet Blade in the poll?

karmamule
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karmamule

As long as we can’t harvest Rocky Mountain Oysters from other players I’m ok with this….

Mifune
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Mifune

Oleg Chebeneev Oh it doesn’t bother you when SC is mentioned everyday, but it bothers you when a unique 1dev mmo with 200 max concurrent players is mentioned.. right?

Rheem Octuris
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Rheem Octuris

Denngar  Its possible to be cursed into the form of a cow, and play as a cow. So I think this is what they’re talking about.