
The day of the fool
Has arrived once again here;
Eyes are upon us.
What jokes might writers
In the MOP newsroom
Play upon you now?
In years past, our jests
Have ranged to Kickstarter schlock
And posts of nonsense.
This year, we all know
Few things incite anger like
Lazy half-writing.
So all our effort
Will be turned to maximum
To bait a new click.
Ere the jokes begin,
Provide your own haiku in
The comments below.
