Hello, reader. Hello, and good morning. Or should I say… good ham? That sounded clever before I typed it out. Look, the point is that I have your ham. This ham right here is yours, and if you ever want to see it again, you… well, you’ll look at the header, but if you ever want to have your ham back, you’re going to do exactly what I say.
First, go to the nearest Cumberland Farms. Assuming it’s near you, anyway, I don’t want you to be driving like fifteen miles out of your way. I guess you could just go to a regular grocery store, but… wait, they probably have ham. Depending on where you live. If you live in Israel, there’s probably no ham in the grocery stores, right? That would be weird. Or is it weird for thinking that? If you live in Israel, let me know about the ham situation.
You know what, forget it. Just go get another ham and leave your comments on this week’s What Are You Playing. I’ll give your ham a viking funeral. It’s what you would have wanted if you didn’t mind me stealing your ham.
​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​It’s probably obvious I’ll be doing Pokémon Go and maybe some Fire Emblem Heroes, but I still got family stuff to do and I’ll be “sneaking” out for the Long Beach Comic Expo, so it’ll be a fairly light gaming weekend.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Hopefully The Elder Scrolls Online. I haven’t had much playtime this week, but I’d like to carve some out this weekend for the new toon.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Aside from my weekend plans with my wife and covering the Final Fantasy XIV fan festival as it happens, I’ll be diving into actually playing FFXIV and maybe a bit of Final Fantasy XI on the side.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Right now I’m in a powerhouse mode with Lord of the Rings Online, so very likely not much more than that to be honest. Need to get through the Battle of Pellinor Fields!
MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): It is Landmark’s last weekend, so I will be in there wandering around and feeling the feels as much as I can. As for other gaming, I will mostly be in my main survival games (Conan Exiles and ARK: Survival Evolved) and playing Paladins with my son. For the record: Just staring at all the game icons on my desktop trying to decide what I will play is getting paralyzing!
Your turn!
