Towel Crab: This crab’s job is to bring guests hand towels to dry their hands after using the bathroom. He is performing this task adequately, but sometimes he pinches too hard and the fabric frays. I have attempted to explain this to him but he just snips at my nose. It is not productive.
Reading Material Crab: This crab is supposed to bring books to read. He does so without any problem, and my only complaint is that he brings far too many books, sometimes when no one is in the bathroom. My wife and I suspect he is building a nest of some kind, but he’s doing so out of books we do not want and he is otherwise diligent. I am inclined to overlook it.
Soap Crab: In theory this crab distributes hand soap. He is utterly garbage at this task and simply knocks over the soap bottle, then attempts to grab onto the lips of whoever is nearby. This is a true garbage crab and I have not fed him crab treats as a form of punishment, but that has just made him snippier. Towel Crab is afraid of him.
What Are You Playing Crab: This crab asks you what you are playing this weekend in perfect English.
​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Just Pokemon Go, and barely due to weekend work. Thank god it’s a weekend where there’s no event running in game, but I will miss seeing my Pokemon group (and earning Mewtwo candy for my new perfect genetikitty!)
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): This week, I’ve been super sick and busy working and have only had time to dip into my Star Wars Galaxies Legends mainstay a few times, and Trove only once. I mean to rectify that this weekend because next weekend I’ll have guests and won’t get to play squat. I’ve got a big stack of currency in Trove I clearly bought for a purpose, but I can’t remember what it was. Somebody tell me what to buy!
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Working on alts in Final Fantasy XIV should be unnecessary with the nature of the game, but I’m still doing it. I’m ridiculous. Oh, well. Also I’ll be faffing about in Granblue Fantasy as per usual.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): I’ve been cautiously re-entering Guild Wars 2 with a new Duelist and having some relaxing fun doing world completion and the like. The Mesmer’s always been a class that I wanted to master yet has been difficult for me to get in sync with it. Apart from that, some World of Warcraft gearing-up and perhaps a session Dungeons & Dragons Online.
MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): My survival games have been neglected, and I am really feeling the need to build! So I want to spend time working on my treehouse in Conan Exiles. I also need to pick a new server to start again in Rend, though I really would rather just play with a large group of friends, so I may break down and just get a server if I can find more factions to go against us MOPsters! Then I will be streaming with the new Chroma Prime frame in Warframe. If time allows, I also want to finish my old, old, so old first stream through of Dishonored (I’m at the end) so I can make a fresh, less spread out run through that doesn’t span years.
Your turn!
