weekend
WRUP: The song of Demon Joe who thought an axe was a sword edition
Sit down my friends, and hear a tale of a demon they named Joe,
It's a lame name for a demon, I think, but that's...
WRUP: Movies you could not make today edition
Casablanca: Humphrey Bogart is exceptionally dead and thus can no longer star in this movie, which means that it would no longer have its...
WRUP: Superpositional mockery edition
Good morning, dear readers. At this time, one of two things has happened. The first possibility is that I was up to watch the...
WRUP: See the astonishing Amazo, the Magician With a Gun edition
Come one, come all, especially come if you're part of the police! It's the astonishing Amazo, the magician who enhances his magical mysteries by...
WRUP: Reasons why you have angered the minotaurs edition
You have angered the minotaur. That was dumb. If you already know why you have angered this minotaur (and, by extension, the remainder of...
WRUP: This is where the waffle dungeon is edition
Hello, welcome to the waffle dungeon, I'm Waffle Guide Mike and I'll be helping you get used to the Waffle Dungeon. Yes, this is...
WRUP: The first two words from each comment from December 8 edition
So, POE. Why are it was not technically I will please do, I believe yeah I goodness that's. I'm not I sleep yeah last, ahh someone...
WRUP: Massively Overpowered 2018 Important Concepts Awards edition
For some reason, all of our awards this year have covered MMOs. There's so much other stuff to cover! We know, because whenever we...
WRUP: All the holiday songs at once edition
O Christmas tree, O Christmas tree, jingle all the way. Don we now our gay apparel, fa-la-la, la-la-la, la-la-la, they never let poor Rudolph...
WRUP: Excerpt from the diary of Sir Harris Bellweather, farting explorer edition
...It was at this late hour, with our nightly feast of beans fading into pungent memory, that the watchman sighted land off the larboard...
WRUP: Tips for stealing food from the people one table over in the restaurant if that’s your deal edition
Tip 1: Make sure the people one table over in the restaurant have actually ordered their food. If you try to steal it and...
WRUP: Introducing some new garbage you can buy edition
Folks, how long has it been since you bought something? Is it long enough that you're starting to actually examine your life and ask...
WRUP: Sorry about the manatees edition
We're just sorry about this. We're sorry about everything related to manatees. We're sorry that these things aren't really all that cute, looking like...
WRUP: The revolution will be available in audio formats edition
Folks, we know that people have been upset about the idea that the revolution will not be televised. Thus, we've made sure that the...
WRUP: Sycamore is a really funny word edition
Seriously, look at that word. Sick-a-more. What a weird word. A lot of words stop sounding real when you say them a bunch of...
WRUP: The final shade of Sycamore House edition
Despite the shades we had found in Sycamore house, I was still uneasy. There was more to be found, I insisted, driven as much...
WRUP: The third shade of Sycamore House edition
The third shade evaded us for weeks. It looked small and vulnerable, more like the suggestion of something small than an actual small person;...
WRUP: The second shade of Sycamore House edition
The second shade was neither hostile nor evasive; at first glance it seemed friendly and articulate. To a casual observer it appeared to be...
WRUP: The first shade of Sycamore House edition
The first shade of Sycamore House made no attempt to evade us. It squatted, spherical and shimmering, directly in the first doorway we came...
WRUP: The jobs of the crabs I am attempting to keep in my downstairs bathroom edition
Towel Crab: This crab's job is to bring guests hand towels to dry their hands after using the bathroom. He is performing this task...
