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Garbage Tier: Jim-Bob None of Jim-Bob's rants go anywhere, his grandchild pictures are severely lacking, his accent is grating, and worst of all is that...

Cola: Who knows or cares. Sprite/Sierra Mist/7-UP: You want to have soda, but when someone gives you a cola of some sort you're all like,...

Congratulations, champion. You've won. Now leave. What's that? Of course you don't want to leave. You're waiting for the moment to come. You're waiting to...

Let me ask you something, folks. How often have you tried to take a train in this country only to find that it was...

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All right, everyone, settle down, you're probably wondering why I called this meeting. Let me get right down to it: Last weekend was a...

As always, a new year means a new cast of characters, because I hate resolving plotlines and we're not going to be having a...

So it's the end of the year, and rather than the usual nonsensical stream of consciousness that I usually put here, I wanted to...

Happy holidays, everyone! Here is your gift. It is a carefully made box full of glass eyes. I am giving you a box filled...

In the latest installment of space shooty-bits, we find out that the eponymous Last Jedi is actually a dude named Ralph because Luke Skywalker...

William "Basketball" Cragen was born in 1784 following his mother's prolonged and particularly unusual bout with pneumonia, which produced three children and at least...

Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards. The Court: Counsel, could you repeat? Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards. Your honor,...

Ugh. Why are we here? This is dumb. I'm cold and this place smells like farts. When can we leave? Why did we have...

Guys, we could not be more excited to start getting in on the branded content game, and we're starting with endorsing Mrs. Patter's Bacon-Fried...

Hello, one and all, and welcome to the inter-nets! The inter-nets, or as they are sometimes known the "world wide tubes," are a fascinating...

So, for a very long time, I was one of the people crying out for making some of the many racial variants in Azeroth...

Well, here's our World of Warcraft expansion leak. Apparently, it's titled World Of Warcraft: The We Just Want Eliot To Come Back Expansion. I...

Why are pinball machines so expensive? All right, that one's obvious, they're rather elaborate things with lots of moving parts all wired up to...

Boregrimmar. Dorkshore. Strangle-me Vale. Dun Moron. Ironfudge. The Kvetchlands. Hillsbad Footfails. Poorgrimmar. Zangrymarsh. More Donuts. Fishguard. Palaran. Nar Shady. Lomsa Lemonsa. L.A. Nausea. Goopstaberg....

The series is 52 episodes long, and it promises to be the world-shattering story of giant robots fueled by ghosts. The first nine episodes...