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New prison rule #1: No one is to use "shiv" as a verb any more. Last month there was a big debate over whether...

11:43 (User NVT): Team on-site and beginning inspection. 11:44 (User JPE): Taking half of the team for upper floors. 11:44 (User TTB): JPE is reminded that...

So actual dates are stupid and gross, right? Not necessarily! You can trick your date into having a great experience when the whole night...

Sometimes, our work chat is mature and productive and focuses on useful things. Sometimes I just use it to come up with creative burns....

We sent this message back in time from 2056 in the hopes that someone could avert this horrifying future. E3 grew so slowly almost...

If the dragon has four legs and two wings, it's a dragon. If it has two rear legs and wings instead of front legs,...

Let me tell you something, you young'uns, everything you do these days is different from how it was when I was your age. Based...

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Move an object from one place to another. Get from one place to another. Avoid being touched by this object. It all seems so simple,...

Bop, beedy bop, beedy skeedle bop, bebop, bebop, bap! Bap-a-bap-bap, bappy bap, bap, bap, skeedily-bap, skeedily-bop! Skeedily-bop doop do do do, bap bop bap!...

Cat downsides: Will not break through pavement unless it was really expensive and you would prefer it did not. No standard pneumatic hookups. Few...

Ah, Saturday, you noble day when I basically forget about time. Nothing I have to do today. Nothing much, anyway. I should check out...

When the cat is doing nothing: , hello! Hello, ! When the cat needs to be fed: , nummers! Nummy-nums! Kitty, num-nums, here kitty. When the...

Friends, this week's What Are You Playing must highlight the most baffling marketing move I've ever seen. PAX East has often featured some baffling...

So you want to attract a whole lot of ghosts to your house for some reason. Well, far be it from us to stop...

¡Búhos vivos! Sí, señoras y señores, como transcrito por este idiota estadounidense que no habla una palabra de español en Google Translate, ¡tenemos búhos...

As many of you may know, I am a fan of Transformers, which is frequently ridiculous. This is as evident in the names as...

Thank you, Tom, I'm out here in the field and I do not know what I'm supposed to be covering out here. We are...

Space Pilot: The leader of the group, Space Pilot pilots his space pilot ship in space. Where he pilots. He wears a hat. Space Ace:...

Lesson 1: Chewing First, insert the object to be chewed into your mouth. Make sure that it is small enough to fit inside of your...