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WRUP: New year features edition
A pleasing pine scent is now present in all outdoor zones.
An unpleasant and frankly offensive pine scent is now produced whenever you...
WRUP: Thank you edition
Sorry, everyone, but today I'm not in the mood for doing my usual What Are You Playing... but only because I want to offer...
WRUP: I can’t do this on command edition
Look, what the heck do you want from me? Every week, I hear the same thing. "Eliot, do that thing where you make blood...
WRUP: Kitty edition
Kitty! Hi kitty! Hello there, kitty! Come here, kitty! I just want to be your friend, kitty. You look like a soft kitty, aren't...
WRUP: Botany on the moon edition
Moon pears: These are rocks. Obviously.
Moon weeds: Also rocks.
Moon logs: Actually, there are trees on the moon! They grow in the moon dirt to...
WRUP: Here are some things we could do when we hang out now that I own your mother’s house edition
We could go to the movies and see a movie that you really want to see even if I'm not really enthusiastic about it...
WRUP: Incidents in which Al Pacino has tried to sell me a cursed clarinet edition
June 5th, 1997: I was attending a local fishing convention with my father when Al Pacino emerged from the crowd and offered to sell...
WRUP: Ham is stored in the ham (with special guest star “Pumpkins are rather neat” repeated 39 times) edition
Ham is stored in the ham.
Frequently Asked Questions
Q: Where is ham stored?
A: In the ham.
Q: Where is ham not stored?
A: Not in the ham.
Q:...
WRUP: All the homies in the static and why they’re fart people edition
First, we have Tim. Tim is absolutely foul with the stench of farts. He is bequeathed by the bouquet of butt gases. Tim's actually...
WRUP: Ice edition
I can feel its fingers creeping into my depths.
Once, it was when I closed my eyes; now, even when I open them I can...
WRUP: What makes Star Wars characters cry edition
Rey: Sometimes she thinks about the fact that there are cats out in the galaxy whose owners never once pick them up and say,...
WRUP: Who’s happy eating today edition
Kyle is doing the happy eat now with mashing mouth parts against the food slough, very many happy to be enjoying chew! Kyle make...
WRUP: How to know if you are the dumpster baby edition
Are you a true child of the dumpster? Are you a trash being made from garbage pieces? How can you be sure? Please read...
WRUP: Pinball scoring guide
Multiball Frenzy: Hit all seven of the rear bumpers to activate multiball, which doubles your score.
Multiball Disappointment: Hit three of the rear bumpers and...
WRUP: The last Guild Wars 2 elite specs for the next expansion edition
Engineer: The Mastermind
Rather than kits, this version of the Engineer summons tiny golems and clockwork robots to do their work for them. Wielding a...
WRUP: Photos I will skip over on my phone’s camera roll as we talk edition
A blurry shot of my feet that will be excused with "oh, not that one." Seventeen pictures of my cats. A picture of an...
WRUP: Words we don’t use here edition
Crazy. Argyle. Pomegranate. Tepid. Moist. Gassy. Fastidious. Molten. Gushing. Terrorized. Liquid. Hamburger. Clown. Webbed. Limpid. Inconsolable. Guilty. Seventeen. Magnanimous. Train. Overview. Comprehend. Masticate. Evangelize....
WRUP: Kylie stole my lightsaber edition
All right, Master. You're angry. I understand that. I'm angry, too. Not at you, obviously, but at the situation. See, I know that you're...
WRUP: Testing your HQ (ham quotient) edition
1. Do you like ham?
a. Yes, I enjoy ham.
b. I like ham more than the usual amount
c. I like ham less than the usual...
WRUP: Clipping edition
If you no longer wish to attend our sporting event, we are sorry, but the doors are sealed to prevent anyone from reaching the...
