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WRUP: Photos I will skip over on my phone’s camera roll as we talk edition

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A blurry shot of my feet that will be excused with "oh, not that one." Seventeen pictures of my cats. A picture of an...
Trashy.

WRUP: Words we don’t use here edition

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Crazy. Argyle. Pomegranate. Tepid. Moist. Gassy. Fastidious. Molten. Gushing. Terrorized. Liquid. Hamburger. Clown. Webbed. Limpid. Inconsolable. Guilty. Seventeen. Magnanimous. Train. Overview. Comprehend. Masticate. Evangelize....
Something less than inspiring.

WRUP: Kylie stole my lightsaber edition

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All right, Master. You're angry. I understand that. I'm angry, too. Not at you, obviously, but at the situation. See, I know that you're...
Ham ham ham ham ham.

WRUP: Testing your HQ (ham quotient) edition

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1. Do you like ham? a. Yes, I enjoy ham. b. I like ham more than the usual amount c. I like ham less than the usual...
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WRUP: Clipping edition

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If you no longer wish to attend our sporting event, we are sorry, but the doors are sealed to prevent anyone from reaching the...
Wom

WRUP: Forward and back edition

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dnA uoy ,wonk taht t'nsaw eht tsrif emit eh did gnihtemos ekil ,taht .rehtie sulP ti saw ekil a dnarb wen rewomnwal dna I...
This might be employed.

WRUP: Directions for homemade almond milk edition

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Ingredients: Almonds, milk Directions: In a large saucepan, pour in your milk. Then pour in the almonds. See, it's almond milk! Isn't that clever? See,...
They exist.

WRUP: Hamster buffers edition

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Note: This week's guest installment of What Are You Playing was written by Terry, who is officially the youngest member of the state parole...
mom please never call me again

WRUP: Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone edition

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Yes, it's time for a hard pivot to cover the amazing Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone! Not something anyone involved...
H A M B U R G E R

WRUP: Horse mage sampler edition

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Level 1: Horse Bolt: Fire a bolt of concentrated horse from your horse wand to deal between 15-38 horse elemental damage. This damage increases...
Loser

WRUP: Reasons I knocked down the statue in the front of your yard edition

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The homeowners association says "no statues" and I take those rules very seriously, up to and including renting construction equipment to knock over statues...
It's a car.

WRUP: Driving to work (radio edit) edition

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So I get in my car, because I need my car to get to work. I need to go to...
Mayonnaise is funny

WRUP: Come home to a bagel edition

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My bagel loves me! This is incorrect. Bagels are not capable of love. Bagels feel only one emotion: contempt. My cat loves bagels! This is correct. Your...
Loser

WRUP: It’s only slightly used edition

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Ah, I see what you have your eyes on. No, don't let yourself give up so quickly, look closer. The container is what's still...
Hi-lacine

WRUP: How to feel good about yourself edition

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Oh, fun! We're doing the big one! I think I've got this down, and it's all thanks to what I refer to as my...
Less texture.

WRUP: Hippo dance texture edition

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What is the texture of a hippo dance? To understand this, we first have to understand a few important pieces of information. The first...
The Guitar Hero rush hit us all.

WRUP: New compound instruments edition

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Guitarlophone: How many times have you played an electric guitar and just been stymied by how much the stupid thing isn't a xylophone, too?...
Trashy.

WRUP: What’s in the bitey surprise bag edition

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What's up, folks, today's What Are You Playing is all about opening up the bitey surprise bag! The last one of these we opened...
I don't know what I was expecting but it wasn't this.

WRUP: How to let’s face it you’re not paying attention to this anyway edition

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Oh, whatever. Yes, I get it, this is where you're supposed to find everything being deliciously random and then everyone laughs because non-sequitur, and...
ham

WRUP: How to marry a pumpkin edition

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Step 1: Have a pumpkin. Step 2: You want to marry that pumpkin? You think you're ready for that kind of commitment? Step 3: No, don't...

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