The cowpocalypse hits Diablo III for its anniversary

    
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Hey, would you look at that: Today is Diablo III’s third anniversary! Of course, this being a hell-torn haunted world, there can’t be a birthday party with balloons and pin-the-tail-on-the-Diablo. No, the way the game celebrates is by throwing open the gates and allowing deadly cows to invade.

From today through May 21st, the cowpocalypse is upon Diablo III. During this period, players can discover and enter portals that take them to bovine battlefields.

Blizzard was tongue-in-cheek when covering the event: “There are no homicidal heifers. There is no invasion. And more specifically, there is no cow level. Anyone who claims otherwise is full of bull and simply milking this terrible prank for all that it’s worth.”

Source: Diablo III
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Cujo H
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Cujo H

I liked the jokes in The Hangover.

I didn’t care for them when they were used again in The Hangover 2 and The Hangover 3.

theeknighthood
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theeknighthood

Cujo H carson63000 I liked the cow level in Diablo 2 :)

Cujo H
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Cujo H

carson63000  Thank you for agreeing with me.

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carson63000

Cujo H Yes it’s disgraceful to have a Cow Level in D3, a real insult to D2 which with grim and dark and kvlt and would never stoop to include such a thing.

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Limblessk9 Midgetsnowman Cujo H “At least the first two Diablo games had great ambiance and pretty decent stories”
I’ve been studying this strange darkness, and believe it to be the work of Claw Vipers.

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Gottphoenix Midgetsnowman Cujo H

Nah. I can, I just dont really see much point in sugarcoating my disdain for people who think colorful and silly is automatically bad.

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Midgetsnowman Cujo H And you must be one of those delusional moronic manchildren who can not argue without resorting to ad hominem attacks :)

Celestia
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Celestia

MikedotFoster You’re really milking this topic, Mike.

StClair
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Midgetsnowman Cujo H Just ask the Lost Vikings.

sonicblue31
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sonicblue31

Need to beef up your pun-cabulary