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​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​Pokemon Go will need to happen at some point because I barely have time to walk with a 9 hour work day and about a 4-hour commute. Got a console party again and hoping to get some time with Overcooked 2 among some Nintendo games.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): I’ll definitely be in Star Wars Galaxies Legends this weekend. Somebody moved in next door to my house, yay! And lately I’ve been making a killing selling fiberplast panels. Armorsmiths? Maybe? I’m not sure, but somebody is coming by every day and buying them all. I need more factories. So yep, I’ll be doing that!
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Hard to be sure! It’s going to be a fairly busy weekend going hither and yon, so most of my time will probably be in Granblue Fantasy with a dash of Final Fantasy XIV to cap out and such.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): Nothing too fantastically crazy; I’ll just be leveling some more in World of Warcraft and thinking over all of the gaming years that I had in this house before I move next week. Fun fact: When I first moved here, Lord of the Rings Online was a year old and some expansion called Wrath of the Lich King was stirring up all sorts of crazy interest!
Your turn!
