
I do always wonder about the crossover appeal that major shooters have for MMORPG players, but in case you’re into the epic shootymans adventures, know that Battlefield 6 has officially arrived.
“The year is 2027, and the world is on the edge of chaos,” Electronic Arts’ press release says without a shred of introspection. “The once unshakeable NATO alliance is crumbling, its foundations cracked by distrust and uncertainty. Financial instability, proxy wars, and political disputes have left some countries adrift in a sea of geopolitical turmoil. Amidst this chaos, a formidable force emerges – Pax Armata – A massive private military corporation unafraid to cross lines, with deep pockets and the latest tech seizes the opportunity to step into the power vacuum.”
Like, I promise you, you don’t even need video games to imagine up this scenario. You don’t even have to come into the office. You can do this job from home.
“Multiplayer is more varied than ever, packed with an incredible breadth of modes and content. Players battle across richly detailed and destructive maps, including fighting through Tajikistan’s glorious mountains in Liberation Peak, in an intense stand-off underneath Manhattan Bridge and across dangerous construction sites on the outskirts of Cairo in New Sobek City. Plus six other maps, which also take mass destruction on a global scale.”
I don’t want to global scale that!
All right, I’m teasing. I actually do hope you enjoy the shootymans. Launch day is fun no matter what. There are worse things to spend $69.99 on, probably.













