weekend
WRUP: Absolutely true Zelda facts because that’s what you insatiable content grub-hounds demand right now edition
There is a rumor that the original Legend of Zelda was inspired by Ridley Scott's film "Legend." This is incorrect; it was actually inspired...
WRUP: The actual best parts of being a Star Wars fan edition
Watching a couple of the movies again is still fun if you can forget everything that happens afterwards.
You get to decide whether...
WRUP: Cow Quest, a stupid one-page RPG edition
In Cow Quest, you are playing a cow who is on a quest. Each character has three stats. The first is Cow (specify your...
WRUP: The show must go on edition
They hurt you, and they left you afraid, and then they simply left you. And that's where you were at the moment that something...
WRUP: Football season was over a couple months ago and it won’t start again for a while edition
No more games. No more good games. No more bombs. No more heroes. No more walking. No more pencils. No more books. No more...
WRUP: A tribute edition
His name was Robert Joblin, and he was the best teacher I ever had.
I was a teenager, cocksure, so certain I had all of...
WRUP: Looking back two hours ago edition
Isn't nostalgia great? Remember just two hours ago, when it was 8:00 a.m. EDT? Of course you do. How could you forget our Daily...
WRUP: A guide to common speedrunning categories, what they mean, and why Kylie doesn’t care edition
Any%: Usually considered the "default" speedrun, an Any% run means that your goal is to reach the agreed upon end state of the game...
WRUP: You failed your monster hunting test edition
The Yeti
You wrote: "The best weapon to fight the yeti is a flaming sword."
Why you were wrong: The best weapon to use to fight...
WRUP: Where are all the video games about accidentally swallowing ipecac and throwing up all over your computer edition
Failed Plan #13: Using wolves to scare off bill collectors
Apparently most bills come to the resort via mail, and the wolves mostly scared off...
WRUP: Here are the assignments you have turned in this semester that explain why I am going to fail you edition
The assignment: A seven-page essay using modern literary frameworks to analyze Beowulf that demonstrates an understanding of the failures of modern frameworks to account...
WRUP: A partial list of elves I have slain recently edition
Lord Algernon Everfell Boughslice of the Ninth Host: This dude was just the absolute worst so I challenged him to an elf duel. He...
WRUP: Boor-Man, the most boring sanctimonious superhero edition
Bitten by a small rodent holding a radioactive philosophy paper written by a white guy with dreadlocks as a sophomore college student, Edgar Firestone...
WRUP: I learned it from watching you, dad edition
crossing a street in New York City by Dark Souls dodge rolling through all of the cars only to reach the other side,...
WRUP: Automated A.1. Sauce customer help line transcript edition
Good afternoon, and thank you for calling the A.1. Sauce customer help line! We are eager to help you in any way that we...
WRUP: Your drunken incoherent uncle explains how to speedrun the game he calls “Metroid Florb” edition
Firssa godda get yer meproid inna box. Inna box. Whassa box have a good day, makin big trinna time have Kate get yer car......
WRUP: Fond memories of Marvel’s Avengers edition
Well, that whole Marvel's Avengers thing sure worked great, huh? Who would have thought that following an enormous set of films with a couple...
WRUP: My best jokes that our editor-in-chief said I was not allowed to make this week
I was informed that there was no circumstance wherein a joke about the proper care of sufferers of Hansen's disease was appropriate, much...
WRUP: Months of 2023 due to budget cuts edition
Sorry, folks. We ran out of money for 2023 already. We promised to give Chris Evans all the scones he wanted if he would...
WRUP: Last-minute gift ideas that will remind everyone how you are thoughtless and inconsiderate edition
Oh no! It's Christmas tomorrow, and you forgot to get a gift for someone important! And you also realize this is totally your fault,...
