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WRUP: Mikhail, the first vendor you see in town edition
Hello, friend! Would you like to trade? You'd like to sell? Seventeen ? Very good, here's your money! May you find good fortune in...
WRUP: Advanced street-crossing techniques edition
The Backwards Banana: The... the what? What the heck is this? What do you want me to type here? Are you supposed to backflip...
WRUP: How to use all the social media sites edition
Twitter: You have two options here. The first is that you can go around incessantly correcting people for things you think are errors based...
WRUP: My fantasy football season results edition
Drafts: Was asked multiple times by the lads whether or not I knew anything about football and repeatedly insisted that I did. My first pick...
WRUP: The following contest is scheduled for one fall edition
Now entering the ring, from Toronto, Ontario, weighing in at 235 pounds, it's Bobby Roode! His opponent, from San Jose, California, weighing in at...
WRUP: The incorrect things you have written addressing gifts to DJ Jazzy Jeff this holiday season edition
Donald Joseph "Jazzy" Jeffries
DJ Jazz-liking Geoff
Hambone Lord
DJ Jazzy John Hopkins
I like hamburger
Deejazzy
Will Smith
Mini-Will Smith
Jaden Smith
...
WRUP: Places where the hag’s curse afflicts me not edition
The hag did curse me, o my kinsfolk, but forsooth, I outsmarted her once again! With a wizened finger she did point and proclaim...
WRUP: I like hamburger edition
I like. Hamburger. I. like hamburger? Hambuuuger. Ham. bougar. I liek hamburger with CHEEEEESE i liek hanbarger. Man e placse serve hunborgor four ME...
WRUP: New conspiracy theories for Winter 2019 to Spring 2020 edition
Seltzer is just denatured alcohol that has been yelled at by professional Yell Masters. It's why White Claws taste good. (If you think they...
WRUP: Which ingredients in your burrito have angered the Bog Witch edition
Cilantro: The Bog Witch doesn't like cilantro. She hates explaining that to people because people are always asking her if it tastes like soap...
WRUP: Nearby parallel universe directory edition
Index 47289983-BBA-4683: Ducks do not quack but sing the Ghostbusters theme song.
Index 47289983-BBA-4684: The Ghostbusters theme song is just ducks quacking.
Index 47289983-BBA-4685: Stan Lee...
WRUP: All the words from the Wikipedia entry on ‘Garbage’ starting with the letter D edition
Discarded due does disposal discard describe discards discard distinctions disposed divided derived down dry dry distinction describe dry discarded days dry dissipated discarded designed...
WRUP: That good times thing actually sounded nice edition
So... hey, Ion, you're not reading this, but just for the record? I know you were trying to tell a big old jokey-joke with...
WRUP: Old Rancid Mike’s Vile Garbage Salad edition
Back in 1844, a man named Michael Harrington took over a small storefront in Queens, NY with a simple goal: To serve gullible idiots...
WRUP: Yes these are all of the good words edition
As a long-time professional... write... person... writeranarian? Write-maker. As a professional for whatever my field is called, some people think it is my job...
WRUP: All of my cell phone’s notification sounds edition
Email (Work): The sound of a man smashing his fist through a plate-glass window followed by a series of epithets making it entirely...
WRUP: Cynthia’s report about hedgehogs has raised some concerns among the faculty edition
Look, Cynthia is a bright eight-year old. All of us know that. But the thing is... well, some of us among the faculty have...
WRUP: Things Kyle’s mom does not actually let him do edition
Stay up as late as he wants: Kyle's mom has a bedtime for him that's actually earlier than yours. Kyle is just a little......
WRUP: Has the whole world gone crazy checklist edition
STEP 1: Assessing the world
Does the world appear to have gone crazy?
If YES, go to Step 2
If NO, CHECKLIST COMPLETE
STEP 2: Assessing the cause...
WRUP: What’s in the Forgetting Closet edition
Last week's car bill: This is how I save so much money on my car loan. The company forgets they sent it and then...
