Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards.
The Court: Counsel, could you repeat?
Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards. Your honor, the defense motions for lizards. Your honor, the defense motions for lizards.
The Court: Approach.
Mr. Lefebvre: Given the nature of lizards as long, cuddly scale babies, the defense feels that it is important to motion for lizards.
The Court: Does the prosecution have any objection?
Mr. Lefebvre wearing a false moustache and imitating a Russian accent: I am afraid of spaghetti.
The Court: Motion passes. Lizards
Lizards flood into the courtroom from all possible points of entry.
Mr. Lefebvre wearing a false moustache and imitating a Russian accent: The prosecution motions for What Are You Playing.
Mr. Lefebvre: Objection!
The Court: Overruled; please state your weekend plans in the comments.
​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​Gonna be a mobile weekend. By the time you read this, I’ll already be level capped in Pokemon Go! My sister’s coming over though, so that means more mobile gaming, especially since my brother’s also doing Animal Crossing Pocket Camp while Fire Emblem Heroes added more customization. Maybe I can get both siblings to do some Mario Kart 8 Deluxe or the Bomberman game I got for the Switch.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Probably Guild Wars 2? Depends how my kid is feeling and how much time I have. December is always the worst for free time to actually play! But Tina informed me I’m living under a rock if I haven’t finished Path of Fire yet, so I should probably get back to it.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): It’s been a lousy week all around; I’m going to drown my sorrows in Final Fantasy XIV, Secret World Legends, and World of Warcraft. Possibly some other single-player stuff, too.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): I’m back to playing – and healing – on my Druid in World of Warcraft, so she needs some of my attention. I also need to penetrate the inner sanctum of the Fear Nothing Foundation in Secret World Legends and clock in some decent time in Lord of the Rings Online.
Patron Pierre:Â Destiny 2 is still my main plate these days. On Tuesday, the Curse of Osiris DLC will launch, and I’m hyped by this new content. I’m exploring different options for another game of interest, but my backlog is so large that I cannot decide what to play next. It’s a nice issue to encounter, as it means there are loads of great games, and we, gamers, are extremely lucky these days. Enjoy your weekend, MOP readers. And don’t forget to tell us what you’re playing this weekend in the comments. Cheers!
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