The folks at Rockstar Games have added some sweet new rides to Grand Theft Auto Online with its update this week: the new Mammoth Patriot SUV and the Chariot Romero Hearse. Yes, you read that right.
“The original and best way to invite the loathing of every smug-faced, tree-hugging Dilettante driver on the interstate,” as the official press release puts it, the Mammoth Patriot SUV is “three tons of solid, lane-straddling liberty coming straight out of the days when you could still afford a tank of gas.” Too real, Rockstar.
The Chariot Romero Hearse, meanwhile, isn’t just good for carrying coffins; it’s also perfect for creeping the hell out of friends, family, and first dates alike. Both the Mammoth Patriot SUV and the Chariot Romero Hearse (thankfully without “that lingering second-hand hearse odor”) are available at the nearest Southern San Andreas Super Autos dealer.
Also, until October 1st, GTAO players can take advantage of double GTA$ and RP for participating in any Freemode Business Battle. And for the club kiddies out there, GTAO’s nightclubs are offering 25% off champagne, and nightclub popularity levels will be sustained for twice as long before they begin to decrease, so nightclub owners will be able to rake in some serious dough. The game’s Running Back (Remix) and Terrorbyte Client Jobs activities are also paying out double GTA$ and RP until the end of the month.
