This is what you are.

The Epic v. Apple trial is already offering a look behind the scenes of Fortnite, the Epic Games Store, and Sony

MOP's Lawful Neutral columnist Andy burst into the office yesterday, gleefully rubbing his hands together and asking whether we were ready for the trial...
Friends? Kind of?

Fortnite adds in-game Houseparty support for video chat while you play

So the world is covered in a suffocating miasma of death and you probably aren't hanging out with most of your friends in person....
why does this continue

Lawful Neutral: The Epic vs. Apple lawsuit – when titans are tweens

The MassivelyOP Golden Yacht was anchored someplace off the coast of Maine when the first news about Epic suing Apple hit. We had sailed...
There aren't good pictures of this.

The panther statue in Fortnite has become a player memorial for Chadwick Boseman

The unexpected passing of actor Chadwick Boseman at age 43 has left many people struggling to find the words to express what has been...

Director Sir Ridley Scott sounds off on the Fortnite ad spoof with mild disappointment

Aside from directing Gladiator, Alien, and Blade Runner, Sir Ridley Scott is also known for directing the famous '1984' commercial for Apple - because...
Thanks, I hate it.

Debate rages over a Fortnite streamer landing out-of-bounds in a charity tournament

There's a bit of a row happening in the Fortnite community about whether or not a streamer cheated in a charity tournament last Thursday. Except...
We wouldn't want to assail your dignity.

Fortnite bans certain actions in competitive play to avoid cheating

Good news, Fortnite players, you can be issued a ban for jumping during competitive play! Sort of, anyhow. See, Fortnite really doesn't want players signaling to...
Set sale for design issues.

Atlas has released its devkit on the Epic launcher

If you want to live the life of a pirate on the high seas, you can jump in and play Atlas. If you want to...
Guns and funs.

Fortnite addresses the importance of the B.R.U.T.E. and its actual impact

The latest season of Fortnite has added a big stompy mech in the form of the the B.R.U.T.E., and some people are really upset...
No, this isn't it.

Fortnite’s latest patch gives you an air strike in a can

You shouldn't have to be satisfied with just tossing a grenade into an enemy fortification in Fortnite. No, you should take things to the...

Fortnite kicks off 14 days of summer with rotating new modes and weapons

It's summer, kids! Are you ready to sink a whole lot of time into Fortnite? Please say no. But the game is certainly ready...
If (MONEY) then do (TAKE) and do (RUN)

The Epic Store’s first major sale hits some roadblocks with notable titles

Sure, having lots of titles on offer is good, but the Epic Store can't really be like Steam until it starts pulling out absurd...
Support... this?

Fortnite bans over a thousand accounts to preserve tournament integrity

When you're faced with a major competitive event in a game like Fortnite and you want to win the prize, you can do one of...
Sure, great, whatever.

Fortnite updates competitive play fans on the state of competitive development

Tournaments are generally rather straightforward affairs in which people compete, someone wins, and then everyone goes home. But why can't you have a warm-up...
And this fad can end any time now, I'm not going to lie.

Fortnite updates with limited-time sniper shootout while players grumble over patch revert

It's not going to surprise you that there's a new batch of stuff out now for Fortnite. That's largely to be expected; if you've...
No, this isn't it.

Epic addresses store roadmap, privacy; Steam finally confronts review bombing

If you've been waiting impatiently for the Epic Store to have various expected features like cloud saves and user reviews, the good news is...
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Fortnite’s newest patch adds in a Baller ride and a new limited-time getaway

If you've ever really wanted to ride around in a ball while being shot at, Fortnite's latest patch has you covered. Those of you who...
On the other hand, it's possible that this is the price you pay for playing Fortnite

Epic Games files to dismiss rapper 2 Milly’s Fortnite dance lawsuit

Epic Games has taken its next step in its legal tango with the growing list of artists who have filed lawsuits over the studio's...
This is love.

Fortnite unveils its Share the Love event, account linking, and Season 8 teases

Love is in the air for Fortnite, and not just from the Share the Love event running right now. Sure, that's fun in and of...
This town is honestly bigger than it needs to be and we shouldn't be there.

Fortnite’s newest patch adds in bottle rockets, campfires, and the wild west

Do you have a deep and unsatisfied need to tell your opponents in Fortnite that this municipal collection of residents lacks sufficient size for both...