this is why we can’t have nice things

The real problem with this genre is the fact that humans play it. Here’s some of the worst stuff they’ve done.

Call of Duty swatter slammed with 46 new charges on top of involuntary manslaughter

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Wired has a big piece out on the fresh charges now lodged against the chief defendants in the Call of Duty swatting incident from...

MapleStory 2 is dealing with rash of gross player cosmetic uploads because of course it is

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One of the more unique features of the recently launched MapleStory 2 is the ability for players to design and create custom cosmetic items...
oh, wait, you're serious

Ubisoft claims that it ‘cannot be openly political’ in The Division

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Gosh, this is one heck of a sentiment. Ubisoft's COO, Alf Condelius, recently spoke at the Sweden Game Conference and claimed that it could...
Whatever of whatever.

Tencent is working on locking kids out of Chinese games using facial recognition tech

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So add this one to your creepy dystopian nightmare-fuel bin: In the war on supposed gaming addiction, at least one corporation is hoping to...
We

Fortnite claims yesterday’s boob physics patch was ‘unintended’

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You might be wondering why, on a day like yesterday of all days, Epic Games would patch in lady boob jiggle as a tacky...

Old School RuneScape boots employee for in-game cheating, police are involved

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Jagex has apparently fired a member of the Old School RuneScape mod team for "gross misuse of moderator privileges." "During our rigorous routine system checks,...

PSA: No, Gina Bruno is not leaving Elder Scrolls Online or Bethsoft

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Last night, Elder Scrolls Online Community Manager Gina Bruno's Twitter account began blurting out a series of awful tweets that usually means only one...

Fortnite player arrested for threatening to kill an 11-year-old opponent

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This week in why we can't have nice things, a grown man apparently threatened to kill a little kid who beat him in Fortnite. Yesterday,...
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep

Fortnite on Android has lots of fake versions with malware, spyware, and so forth

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Hey, remember when concerns were raised about Fortnite on Android not having any built-in security by avoiding the Google Play store? After all, it'd...
For broad definitions of valor.

Tencent suspends Arena of Valor CM following sexual harassment allegations

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Good news! This story about sexual harassment and inappropriate behavior from a Tencent-owned company is not about Riot Games. It's apparently separate! Wait, that...
Teamwork!

Esports in the Olympics isn’t happening any time soon thanks to ‘killer games’

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Over the last year or so, the idea of bringing esports to the Olympics has begun to sound more plausible. In 2017, the co-president...
Well, points for effort.

Riot Games says it’s proud of workshops designed for women and non-binary prospective devs

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Online gaming watchers will recall that League of Legends studio Riot Games has sustained heavy fire this summer over sexism and misogyny allegations from...
oh gosh

Mass shooting claims lives of multiple Madden esports attendees

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Two innocent people are dead and nearly a dozen more were injured today as a result of a mass shooting at an esports tournament. Multiple...

The Daily Grind: Should being an MMO ‘whale’ absolve a player of toxicity or push him to the front of a queue?

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Longtime MOP reader Agemyth recently brought to our attention a couple of bits of commentary that disturb at least my own fundamental sense of...
Cool.

Bethsoft: Dodgy reseller lawsuits, new media review policies, and Legends crossplay ultimata

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Today in why we can't have nice things, it appears that Bethsoft is using its legal weight to crack down on folks selling fully...
Theoretically there's a non-jerk version of this out there, but...

Extensive Kotaku exposé uncovers a ‘culture of sexism’ at League of Legends developer Riot Games

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The internet is ablaze over an in-depth report at Kotaku that uncovers a "culture of sexism" that is allegedly running rampant through Riot Games....
Go punkin' when you get the blues

Epic’s Tim Sweeney argues that Fortnite won’t be on the play store because of openness

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Did you think that Fortnite's announced decision to avoid the Google Play store was just about money? Just because, you know, that was one...
This went over great.

World of Warcraft fans are not happy with the latest story developments, some try to cope through harassment

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So yesterday's latest bit of story in World of Warcraft did not, in fact, delight and amaze fans. Quite the opposite. Reactions on the...

Nintendo bans Splatoon 2 greyhat who begged it to address the hackers and exploits destroying the game

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I'm not gonna lie, watching my kid and his cousin play Splatoon 2 on said cousin's shiny new Switch made me reaaaalllly want to...
Your approval fills me with shame.

Today in why we can’t have nice things: Roblox players were banned after ‘raping’ little girl’s avatar

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Please note, this article covers a sensitive subject - please skip it if the title is already crunching up your stomach. If you've got kids,...

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