weekend
WRUP: Which ingredients in your burrito have angered the Bog Witch edition
Cilantro: The Bog Witch doesn't like cilantro. She hates explaining that to people because people are always asking her if it tastes like soap...
WRUP: Nearby parallel universe directory edition
Index 47289983-BBA-4683: Ducks do not quack but sing the Ghostbusters theme song.
Index 47289983-BBA-4684: The Ghostbusters theme song is just ducks quacking.
Index 47289983-BBA-4685: Stan Lee...
WRUP: All the words from the Wikipedia entry on ‘Garbage’ starting with the letter D edition
Discarded due does disposal discard describe discards discard distinctions disposed divided derived down dry dry distinction describe dry discarded days dry dissipated discarded designed...
WRUP: That good times thing actually sounded nice edition
So... hey, Ion, you're not reading this, but just for the record? I know you were trying to tell a big old jokey-joke with...
WRUP: Old Rancid Mike’s Vile Garbage Salad edition
Back in 1844, a man named Michael Harrington took over a small storefront in Queens, NY with a simple goal: To serve gullible idiots...
WRUP: Yes these are all of the good words edition
As a long-time professional... write... person... writeranarian? Write-maker. As a professional for whatever my field is called, some people think it is my job...
WRUP: All of my cell phone’s notification sounds edition
Email (Work): The sound of a man smashing his fist through a plate-glass window followed by a series of epithets making it entirely...
WRUP: Cynthia’s report about hedgehogs has raised some concerns among the faculty edition
Look, Cynthia is a bright eight-year old. All of us know that. But the thing is... well, some of us among the faculty have...
WRUP: Things Kyle’s mom does not actually let him do edition
Stay up as late as he wants: Kyle's mom has a bedtime for him that's actually earlier than yours. Kyle is just a little......
WRUP: Has the whole world gone crazy checklist edition
STEP 1: Assessing the world
Does the world appear to have gone crazy?
If YES, go to Step 2
If NO, CHECKLIST COMPLETE
STEP 2: Assessing the cause...
WRUP: What’s in the Forgetting Closet edition
Last week's car bill: This is how I save so much money on my car loan. The company forgets they sent it and then...
WRUP: My Internet was out all night so all you get are some facts about piccolos edition
Yep, my Internet was out all night when this would normally have been written. Thus, you will have to enjoy this list of facts...
WRUP: See the puppet show that’s too hot for Arby’s edition
Yes! It's true! Live for however long it takes for McDonald's to kick me out, it's the puppet show that's too hot for Arby's!...
WRUP: How to cook a quiche
Ingredients: 1 refrigerated pie crust, 6 large eggs, 3/4 cup of whole milk, 3/4 teaspoon salt, 1/4 teaspoon black pepper, 1 1/2 cups shredded...
WRUP: Upcoming trends from movie studios edition
Warner Bros: Having watched every single attempt at its franchises completely fail to gain any serious traction, Warner Bros ultimately decides to throw up...
WRUP: Rejected Joker schemes to kill Batman with rejection notes edition
Scheme from H. Mortimer: "Develop a new time-delayed explosive that are placed in cakes throughout the city. While Batman is trying to collect the...
WRUP: This sentence, translated back and forth between languages, is this week’s What Are You Playing edition
This sentence, translated back and forth between languages, is this week's What Are You Playing. This sentence, translated between languages ​​and so forth, is...
WRUP: Recent movies that I have watched edition
Quigley Down Under: Sometimes you have a movie that you only half-remember from when you were younger and you don't really know if it...
WRUP: Which stupid things did Eliot pre-order edition
As you may know, San Diego Comic-Con is currently taking place, which means that all of the world is planning out which superhero movies...
WRUP: Things you are probably typing incorrectly edition
Dungeons and Dragons: This is incorrect. The title should always be spelled with an ampersand.
Whopper Juniors: Thanks to an overly pedantic joke I will...
