weekend
WRUP: Things I have thrown into your open windows edition
A book. Your cat. My cat. A jar of mayonnaise. A beehive. A bee with hives. Fourteen muskrats. Fourteen angry muskrats. Five muskrats who...
WRUP: What to do for optimal care of your thylacine edition
If you're anything like me, your ownership of a sleek and affectionate thylacine is one of the greatest points of pride in your life....
WRUP: All right, David Letterman, here’s the deal edition
Do you hear me, David? This has gone on long enough between us. I can see the snipers, and you know that if they...
WRUP: Black Friday survival guide that would have been really useful to you yesterday edition
Don't bother getting Kathy the blender. She's going to be thankful and I know it's on her list, but the fact is that...
WRUP: Secret lives I am currently living edition
Secret Life #7: According to the registration records of a post office box in Milwaukee and the message board of the Milwaukee Book Appreciation...
WRUP: Upcoming 90s nostalgia highlights edition
Same internet speeds you currently get, but your computer won't let you load anything until you listen to dial-up modem sounds.
Using "Tubthumping"...
WRUP: Laptops on bicycles edition
Hello, America, I'm a fading made-for-TV movie star you kind of remember from that one Hallmark movie about the lady with diabetes who got...
WRUP: New trends to choose for 2023 edition
Wine-blasting: This is when you throw pop rocks into wine. It's considered trendier the more expensive the wine is and the cheaper the pop...
WRUP: Glort edition
Put your mouth on a metal pan. Open your mouth. Open your mouth and place it on a metal pan. Do not heat the...
WRUP: Transcript of Half of the ‘What if Mario Were in Path of Exile edition’ Pitch edition
Yeah. Yeah, all right. So... yeah. Yeah, I hear you. No, yeah, I heard what you suggested. I just... well... look, I know this...
WRUP: don’t know maybe some nonsense about clocks or something edition
Bree just leave this in drafts I'm still making notes on it
what's funny about clocks
hands
rotation
come on you moron there's more to...
WRUP: Pokemon Glort as explained by your dad edition
Hey kids! If there are two things I know about kids your age, the first one is how you love your Pokeymans! You like...
WRUP: We’re sorry edition
All right, if you saw the original version of this week's What Are You Playing, we're very sorry about that. We were very excited about...
WRUP: Benefits of being my friend edition
An unfiltered and entirely involuntary procession of Transformers-related facts at all times, regardless of the relevance to any situation or conversation that is...
WRUP: Reasons you think you’re better than me edition
You think you're better than me? You're not better than me. Just because you've never been tasered by cops, spent a night in prison,...
WRUP: Cows edition
FACT: Cows are mammals.
FACT: Cows can drop Leather, Beef, Milk, Horns, and Enchanted Weapons when slain. Note that in order to wield any Enchanted...
WRUP: My rejected series pitches for new Star Trek spinoff shows edition
Star Trek: The Adventures Of Captain Morn
Remember everyone's favorite fixture of Deep Space Nine who never had a single line on-screen, always showed up...
WRUP: Generate your steampunk name (not a data harvesting scheme) edition
Hello there! Do you want to know what your steampunk name would be? Post it down in the comments of this week's What Are...
WRUP: Handheld beehive techniques edition
Why am I holding a beehive? I'm glad - ow - you asked! I've figured out the secret to - ow - using a...
WRUP: The happiest vacant lot in all the world edition
She's in the kitchen, laughing at the oven
It seems there might be a gas leak
He's not drunk, he's dancing on a Datsun
Entertaining in the...
