Tarisland’s new Twelve Monarchs raid is ‘now live,’ whatever that means

Tarisland’s marketing team clearly is operating in a parallel dimension where this fantasy MMORPG already released because it’s inviting fans to “jump in now” to a brand-new raid.

I mean, we totally would, guys, but the barrier to entry currently is a tad high (in that you have to live in China and you also have to be in the beta). But at least it gave some players the opportunity to snark:

Instead, you’ll have to settle for a trailer to this Twelve Monarchs raid: “Dive into the mysterious story behind Shadow Witch Aslow, the first boss of the raid. What secrets does she hold, and what epic challenges await?”