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WRUP: Robot edition
Note: Due to general apathy, my updates for this thing will now be written for our robot audience by my helpful companion unit ZR-44581-Q....
WRUP: And another thing edition
It turns out I'm still angry! I mean, why exactly are you this reluctant to just go ahead and say "beta" at this point?...
WRUP: Troubleshooting common snake problems edition
Problem: Snake does not exist.
Solution: Go buy a snake, you idiot.
Problem: Snake is hissing at me and biting me and has indicated that it...
WRUP: Major features of the upcoming Crabs, Mark V edition
All crabs will now be able to pinch even harder, especially when in close proximity to items manufactured or distributed by the Banana...
Massively Overthinking: Do you keep MMOs installed for the login freebies?
MOP reader Styopa proposed this fun topic for Massively Overthinking this week, prompted, he said, by Standing Stone Games' recent promotions for Lord of...
WRUP: Like a wombat edition
Work getting you down? Why not handle it... like a wombat? Relationship not going super great? Have you considered fixing it... like a wombat?...
WRUP: The Peter & Gordon world transfer corollary sheet edition
To whom it may concern,
Thank you for your interest in this brave new existence of an alternate reality. Before the transfer is complete, please...
WRUP: Tips for being less boring edition
All right, this week's What Are You Playing is ready to go! Serious life advice about how to be less boring, let's do this,...
WRUP: Small shopping centers I have known and how they would deal with the spite of Tgek’dmal edition
Fox Run Mall: Soothing atmosphere coupled with a poor layout and an unclear differentiation between the larger area and the proper Fox Run Mall...
WRUP: Dance Dance Revolution walkthrough as spoken by your terrible college boyfriend edition
Up arrow, up arrow, down arrow, left arrow, left arrow, right arrow, left arrow, down arrow hold, up arrow, left arrow, left arrow, left...
WRUP: How to safeguard from doppelgangers edition
All right, people, it's time to keep your eyes open for doppelgangers. In this article, we're going to let you know about the secret...
WRUP: Lies I have told to myself in the past week and when I realized that they were lies edition
"This week I am going to take the time to really cook this meal in a way I've never tried it before." Lasted until...
WRUP: The fable of the turtle and the stockbroker edition
Once upon a time, there lived a turtle. He lived in a marsh. He sat on logs and sunned himself, when he got too...
WRUP: Why I stole your cell phones and what I did with them on May 14th, 2013 edition
Ryan Neibler (44) of Oceanside, Long Island: It was very important that I text my best friend a list of wombat facts I had...
WRUP: Song listing for Andrew Lloyd Weber’s next musical ‘Horses’ edition
Overture: several actual horse neighing sounds are played while the actors sit and vape on the stage. One of them occasionally says "horse" but...
WRUP: How to change a tire edition
First step, you should find a tire. This part is easy. Cars usually have several of them. Their owners tend to get mad when...
WRUP: Unfairly rejected suggestions from my Pangolin Improvement Seminar edition
Sounds made: Car horn honking. Lightsaber noises. Screeching metal. The entirety of the Barenaked Ladies song "It's All Been Done." Cate Blanchett gravely saying,...
WRUP: Talk to your children about scrod edition
You should talk to your children about scrod. Not because it's a new issue. They're not going to be asking you any questions about...
WRUP: Three directors whom I suspect of filling my personal belongings with mayonnaise edition
Sir Ridley Scott: On five separate occasions I have seen Sir Ridley Scott running away from my mailbox with mayonnaise dripping down his chin...
WRUP: Son edition
Son. Child. Offspring. Descendant. Genetic payload. Youth. Boy. Boyo. Scion. Youngling. Lad. Squire. Successor. Heir. Offshoot. Spawn. Additional family member. Post-pregnancy. Kid. Sport. Slugger....
