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WRUP: What to do if you want to attract a lot of ghosts to your house for some reason edition
So you want to attract a whole lot of ghosts to your house for some reason. Well, far be it from us to stop...
WRUP: Viva owls edition
¡Búhos vivos! SÃ, señoras y señores, como transcrito por este idiota estadounidense que no habla una palabra de español en Google Translate, ¡tenemos búhos...
WRUP: Spot the real names of actual Transformers edition!
As many of you may know, I am a fan of Transformers, which is frequently ridiculous. This is as evident in the names as...
WRUP: This just in, we’re lost on the way to the news edition
Thank you, Tom, I'm out here in the field and I do not know what I'm supposed to be covering out here. We are...
WRUP: Space Pilot and the Spacing Spaceteers in Space edition
Space Pilot: The leader of the group, Space Pilot pilots his space pilot ship in space. Where he pilots. He wears a hat.
Space Ace:...
WRUP: How to perform simple tasks edition
Lesson 1: Chewing
First, insert the object to be chewed into your mouth. Make sure that it is small enough to fit inside of your...
WRUP: The definitive tier list for the old men hanging out at the corner deli edition
Garbage Tier: Jim-Bob
None of Jim-Bob's rants go anywhere, his grandchild pictures are severely lacking, his accent is grating, and worst of all is that...
WRUP: What your favorite type of soda says about you edition
Cola: Who knows or cares.
Sprite/Sierra Mist/7-UP: You want to have soda, but when someone gives you a cola of some sort you're all like,...
WRUP: The moment never comes edition
Congratulations, champion. You've won. Now leave.
What's that? Of course you don't want to leave. You're waiting for the moment to come. You're waiting to...
Massively Overthinking: What are your criteria for recommending MMOs?
Last week, we got a well-intentioned email from a reader named Rick, who proposed a column in which readers tell us what they are...
WRUP: Introducing the Quintorail edition
Let me ask you something, folks. How often have you tried to take a train in this country only to find that it was...
WRUP: This sentence is about horses edition
This sentence is about horses. This sentence is about horses. This sentence is about horses. This sentence is about horses. This sentence is about...
WRUP: It’s time to figure out if we’re wanted by the police and why edition
All right, everyone, settle down, you're probably wondering why I called this meeting. Let me get right down to it: Last weekend was a...
WRUP: Introducing our cast of characters for 2018 edition
As always, a new year means a new cast of characters, because I hate resolving plotlines and we're not going to be having a...
WRUP: Thanks a bunch edition
So it's the end of the year, and rather than the usual nonsensical stream of consciousness that I usually put here, I wanted to...
WRUP: Happy holidays, have some glass eyes edition
Happy holidays, everyone! Here is your gift. It is a carefully made box full of glass eyes. I am giving you a box filled...
WRUP: Totally accurate stuff about The Last Jedi maybe probably edition
In the latest installment of space shooty-bits, we find out that the eponymous Last Jedi is actually a dude named Ralph because Luke Skywalker...
WRUP: Great personalities of the American something-or-other no. 341 edition
William "Basketball" Cragen was born in 1784 following his mother's prolonged and particularly unusual bout with pneumonia, which produced three children and at least...
WRUP: Your honor, I motion for lizards edition
Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards.
The Court: Counsel, could you repeat?
Mr. Lefebvre: Your honor, the defense motions for lizards. Your honor,...
WRUP: I’m cold and this place smells like farts edition
Ugh. Why are we here? This is dumb. I'm cold and this place smells like farts. When can we leave? Why did we have...
