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WRUP: Horse mage sampler edition
Level 1: Horse Bolt: Fire a bolt of concentrated horse from your horse wand to deal between 15-38 horse elemental damage. This damage increases...
WRUP: Reasons I knocked down the statue in the front of your yard edition
The homeowners association says "no statues" and I take those rules very seriously, up to and including renting construction equipment to knock over statues...
WRUP: Driving to work (radio edit) edition
So I get in my car, because I need my car to get to work. I need to go to...
WRUP: Come home to a bagel edition
My bagel loves me!
This is incorrect. Bagels are not capable of love. Bagels feel only one emotion: contempt.
My cat loves bagels!
This is correct. Your...
WRUP: It’s only slightly used edition
Ah, I see what you have your eyes on. No, don't let yourself give up so quickly, look closer. The container is what's still...
WRUP: How to feel good about yourself edition
Oh, fun! We're doing the big one! I think I've got this down, and it's all thanks to what I refer to as my...
WRUP: Hippo dance texture edition
What is the texture of a hippo dance? To understand this, we first have to understand a few important pieces of information. The first...
WRUP: New compound instruments edition
Guitarlophone: How many times have you played an electric guitar and just been stymied by how much the stupid thing isn't a xylophone, too?...
WRUP: What’s in the bitey surprise bag edition
What's up, folks, today's What Are You Playing is all about opening up the bitey surprise bag! The last one of these we opened...
WRUP: How to let’s face it you’re not paying attention to this anyway edition
Oh, whatever. Yes, I get it, this is where you're supposed to find everything being deliciously random and then everyone laughs because non-sequitur, and...
WRUP: How to marry a pumpkin edition
Step 1: Have a pumpkin.
Step 2: You want to marry that pumpkin? You think you're ready for that kind of commitment?
Step 3: No, don't...
WRUP: How to peel an apple edition
Step 1: Have an apple.
Step 2: Have a desire to peel that apple.
Step 3: Have a sharp knife.
Step 4: Find a bird. Find a...
WRUP: Unpopular Mario games edition
Super Mario's Underwhelming Adventure (Super Nintendo, 1991)
Mama mia! Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach... sort of! She's actually already free and said that Bowser seems...
WRUP: The rest of the year of meme trends in advance edition
May: Pictures of eggs that have caught fire with captions about why the egg is on fire, ranging from "my clothes are still wet"...
WRUP: Insulting highways edition
Interstate 84: Hey, you! You're fat. You're stupid and fat. No one likes you. You smell like reclaimed caulk. Fat. Fat. Fat.
Route 66: Ooh,...
WRUP: How to make a giant mess out of the inside of your car if that’s your goal for whatever reason edition
What you'll need: A box of plastic disposable forks. Four bottles of foaming shaving cream. Rubber bands. Glitter. A Roomba. One full set of...
WRUP: Ham hunters edition
Ham hunters! Hunting ham! Not pigs. Pigs are where you get ham. They're just hunting actual ham. Why would you think they were hunting...
WRUP: Talking about how much I specifically hate Kyle edition
Please note, the following is to be read if you are not Kyle only. If you are Kyle, do not read beyond this warning...
WRUP: Ring of Hedgehog Defense edition
While wearing this ring, you cannot be harmed by a hedgehog in any way. You cannot take damage from any hedgehog-related source. If a...
WRUP: 101 uses for a hammer edition
Birds
Big birds
Small birds
Nuthatches
Fish Birds
Fish Bats
bats
batty bay
avast ye, this be the bay of bats
hearken ye...
