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WRUP: Boor-Man, the most boring sanctimonious superhero edition
Bitten by a small rodent holding a radioactive philosophy paper written by a white guy with dreadlocks as a sophomore college student, Edgar Firestone...
WRUP: I learned it from watching you, dad edition
crossing a street in New York City by Dark Souls dodge rolling through all of the cars only to reach the other side,...
WRUP: Automated A.1. Sauce customer help line transcript edition
Good afternoon, and thank you for calling the A.1. Sauce customer help line! We are eager to help you in any way that we...
WRUP: Your drunken incoherent uncle explains how to speedrun the game he calls “Metroid Florb” edition
Firssa godda get yer meproid inna box. Inna box. Whassa box have a good day, makin big trinna time have Kate get yer car......
WRUP: Fond memories of Marvel’s Avengers edition
Well, that whole Marvel's Avengers thing sure worked great, huh? Who would have thought that following an enormous set of films with a couple...
WRUP: My best jokes that our editor-in-chief said I was not allowed to make this week
I was informed that there was no circumstance wherein a joke about the proper care of sufferers of Hansen's disease was appropriate, much...
WRUP: Months of 2023 due to budget cuts edition
Sorry, folks. We ran out of money for 2023 already. We promised to give Chris Evans all the scones he wanted if he would...
WRUP: Last-minute gift ideas that will remind everyone how you are thoughtless and inconsiderate edition
Oh no! It's Christmas tomorrow, and you forgot to get a gift for someone important! And you also realize this is totally your fault,...
WRUP: Things I have thrown into your open windows edition
A book. Your cat. My cat. A jar of mayonnaise. A beehive. A bee with hives. Fourteen muskrats. Fourteen angry muskrats. Five muskrats who...
WRUP: What to do for optimal care of your thylacine edition
If you're anything like me, your ownership of a sleek and affectionate thylacine is one of the greatest points of pride in your life....
WRUP: All right, David Letterman, here’s the deal edition
Do you hear me, David? This has gone on long enough between us. I can see the snipers, and you know that if they...
WRUP: Black Friday survival guide that would have been really useful to you yesterday edition
Don't bother getting Kathy the blender. She's going to be thankful and I know it's on her list, but the fact is that...
WRUP: Secret lives I am currently living edition
Secret Life #7: According to the registration records of a post office box in Milwaukee and the message board of the Milwaukee Book Appreciation...
WRUP: Upcoming 90s nostalgia highlights edition
Same internet speeds you currently get, but your computer won't let you load anything until you listen to dial-up modem sounds.
Using "Tubthumping"...
WRUP: Laptops on bicycles edition
Hello, America, I'm a fading made-for-TV movie star you kind of remember from that one Hallmark movie about the lady with diabetes who got...
WRUP: New trends to choose for 2023 edition
Wine-blasting: This is when you throw pop rocks into wine. It's considered trendier the more expensive the wine is and the cheaper the pop...
WRUP: Glort edition
Put your mouth on a metal pan. Open your mouth. Open your mouth and place it on a metal pan. Do not heat the...
WRUP: Transcript of Half of the ‘What if Mario Were in Path of Exile edition’ Pitch edition
Yeah. Yeah, all right. So... yeah. Yeah, I hear you. No, yeah, I heard what you suggested. I just... well... look, I know this...
WRUP: don’t know maybe some nonsense about clocks or something edition
Bree just leave this in drafts I'm still making notes on it
what's funny about clocks
hands
rotation
come on you moron there's more to...
WRUP: Pokemon Glort as explained by your dad edition
Hey kids! If there are two things I know about kids your age, the first one is how you love your Pokeymans! You like...
