It seems that a large variety of scandals have struck our offices recently, and so I thought I’d take the opportunity before anyone is checking what I wrote too closely to address these scandals. First and foremost, I want to stress once again that we are not, under federal law, prohibited from owning lizards. Snakes are different, and there are legless lizards, and nothing we did was a war crime outside of Bulgaria.
Yes, most of the staff was in Bulgaria at the time, but we were not committing any of the crimes we were accused of. We were committing entirely separate crimes, but I really think that “sedition” isn’t fair. You can’t foster sedition in a country you don’t live in, right? I’m really asking, I haven’t been able to speak with an attorney about this.
We’re running out of time here, so let’s wrap up. Yes, there were bottle rockets in that car trunk, but not for the reasons you might think. No, we did not use the official Craigslist account for all our correspondence. Yes, it is this week’s installment of What Are You Playing, and you’re welcome to let us know what you’re up to in the comments. No, mayonnaise is not an instrument.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Hopefully Guild Wars 2, though pre-holiday preparations are already threatening to ruin my screwing-around time.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): I’ve got my usual weekly stuff to fill up time in Final Fantasy XIV with two characters, along with other characters who need leveling. I suspect I’ll also have some time to do a spot of leveling in World of Warcraft whilst enjoying the whole “anniversary” thing the game is begrudgingly running (it’s a bit thin this year, that’s the joke).
Jef Reahard (@jefreahard): Star Wars: Battlefront, Assassin’s Creed: Syndicate, and Space Engineers.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): I’ve still got a lot to do on my house in WildStar, although I might put that aside for more Star Wars: The Old Republic expansion goodness with my Smuggler. Also, Fallout 4. I need to crawl out through the fallout!
Your turn!
