World of Warcraft player calculates the size of every character’s… underwear gear

    
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Liches do it with nothing.

So, what did you do with your life today? Did you sit down and think, “You know, I could use some suspect logic to decipher the exact length of my World of Warcraft character’s Gas-Powered Stick?” If so, it might be time to get a new hobby or two. We hear that gardening is nice. Also, you’re already too late, as Leggerless already did exactly that.

Yes, if you want to know the size of the average Tauren’s Fine Poking Stick or the vital statistics of your Dwarf’s Pocket Void Portal, you can look that up on a chart. And, if you’re so inclined, you can then argue with people over the scale of your personal Pocket Friend by pointing to outliers based on the same math. Needless to say, the post is probably not safe for work due to subject matter (thankfully, not due to illustrations). Not that you should be thinking about your character’s Pouch of Wonder while at work anyhow, we imagine.

Again, there are other hobbies out there. Some people rebuild cars. It’s quite functional.

Source: Reddit via PC Gamer
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Bryan Correll

So Elliot got exactly what he wanted for Christmas.

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Doubleplusgood

Poor gnomes always get the short end of the poking stick.
But gnomes are very inventive. If they can engineer a world enlarger I’m sure then can create a device to enlarge other things.

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David Goodman

“I don’t know what to do. This wasn’t part of my mod training.” – when you break even Reddit mods…

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Armsbend

I read that too! Some of the comments are as good or better than the data. Best reddit thread of 2017 contender for sure. Although beating the EA/Star Wars one would be nigh impossible.

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Dug From The Earth

Horde Warchief, “To win this war, we need all our Tauren and Trolls to seduce all the alliance female gnomes. Death by seduction! For the Horde!”

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Dug From The Earth

Im surprised that after the scandals back in vanilla, “Dwarf” and “boomstick” werent referenced here.

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TomTurtle

Talk about getting straight to the point.

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Armsbend

Don’t forget really getting into the depths of the matter.

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David Goodman

A penetrating investigation, to be sure.

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cursedseishi

I don’t know, the lengths they went to get these seems like some serious stretching if you ask me.

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kalia

((Deleted by mod. And a Merry Christmas to you too!))

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Armsbend

Been a while since I’ve been able to pull out this Yuletide favorite. Thank you!

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Minimalistway

Oh boy! i thought you mean pants … underpants, panties, whatever you want to call them, but no .. this is more weird than that, why oh why did i click on the link?! thanks Eliot :-D

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Zora

Oooo now I see why they used to say Willy of the Forsaken was OP back then…..

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Darthbawl

Oh my. :D

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