Sorry, folks, but you will not be able to stay away from the next update to Final Fantasy XI. You might want to, you might have no real desire to play, but you can ultimately blame it on the Summoners getting to play around with Siren as a new avatar. There’s just something so alluring about that song… like she’s whispering just to you. What else can you do? Tie yourself to a mast to avoid playing? Don’t be ridiculous.
Of course, she also seems to be whispering about Paladins and Beastmasters getting some changes, like Paladins getting Rampart changes and Atonement enmity boosts while Beastmaster have pet ability changes brought back to a previous cadence. She’s also singing about the annual Valentione’s event that’s running in the game, if you haven’t gotten enough heart-shaped wands just yet. Ultimately, there’s nothing you can do but just… enjoy the song. Let’s just walk over to the rocky shoals where she’s hanging out.