Whenever you’re playing Conan Exiles, the obvious response to someone shouting, “Werehyena!” is to point and then say, “There hyena!” It’s a laugh riot. And then you are mauled by a werehyena, as has happened nearly 10 million times in the game over the course of 2024. That’s a lot of werehyenas showing up to maul people and proof that you should not be making jokes about werehyena. And this stat is just one of the many offered to the community at the end of the year, like how the game’s armorer NPCs are even more popular than cooks.
You can gnaw on pauldrons, maybe?
The fun stat recap also includes a letter of congratulations and thanks from the game’s two community managers, both of whom shout out the community creators and the many players who are, statistically, being attacked by werehyenas at all hours of the day. More is to come in the game’s next producer’s letter, but for now, bask in everything you did this year. Hopefully inside a house which is impregnable by werehyenas.
