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WRUP: The story of the wombat edition
Once upon a time there was a wombat. This wombat's name was Simon Birchson. Everyone thought this wombat was very cute and nicely rotund,...
WRUP: cmon five more minutes edition
cmon five more minutes. gimme five more minutes. just gimme five minutes. just need five minutes. give me five minutes. only five minutes. demanding...
WRUP: Excerpt from my autobiography, ‘The Sushi Bar Will Never Open,’ available everywhere books aren’t sold on February 30 edition
Chapter 3: "But I Never Asked About The Walrus"
At this point, my options were basically limited to either buying my way into college, buying...
WRUP: Beekeeping strategies edition
DON'T: Yell at your bees.
DO: Yell encouraging things at flowers while making it clear that the yelling is not directed at the bees.
DON'T: Throw...
WRUP: Advantages and Disadvantages edition
Advantages:
Double-jointed (5 points)
Triple-jointed (10 points)
My limbs are covered in joints like one of those snakes you could get at a carnival...
WRUP: Memories edition
Now that we're done with What Are You Playing, we can look back at some of the great memories this column has produced over...
WRUP: Absolutely the final WRUP ever (we mean it really seriously) edition
Well, folks, it's been a lot of fun doing all of these columns. We've laughed, we've cried, we've done that thing where we laugh...
WRUP: Magical riddles from this quest where my answers totally counted even if they were weird so get off my case edition
That troll who obviously wanted the answer to be "time" but actually phrased it so that "your mom" is a valid response: Look, he...
WRUP: The ultimate fates of all the neighborhood Christmas trees edition
The Douglas household: Thrown in the garbage.
The Foster household: Thrown in the garbage.
The Michaels household: Thrown in the garbage.
The Johannsen household: Artificial; will be...
Massively Overthinking: Our favorite MMO stories of 2020
Earlier this week, we named our biggest MMO story of the year and gave it an award, though we imagine it's hard for a...
WRUP: All I want for Christmas is a very large number of things edition
I don't want a lot for Christmas, there is just one thing I need
I don't care about the presents underneath the Christmas tree
A little...
WRUP: Motorcycle fighter prestige class edition
Base Requirements: Probably should be some. The presence of motorcycles is important. Let's just say +5 BAB?
Hit Dice: Oh, yeah, those are super important,...
WRUP: Transcript of pouring out an entire bottle of ketchup on a hamburger edition
Act I: The beginning.
Click. Whoosh. Squirt, squirt, squiiiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt! Squirt squirt squirt squirt. Whoosh. Squiiiiiiiiiiirt. Whoosh. Squirt, blorp. Whoosh.
Act II: The burping.
Squirt, blorp,...
WRUP: Reasons you should not punch a goat edition
Goats are our friends.
Goats provide milk which may be turned into soft and delicious cheeses.
It's really more unusual to think of...
WRUP: The oral history of WRUP edition
Narrator: It's the story of a column... that is only about what people are planning to play for the weekend.
Eliot: The inspiration came to...
WRUP: Things Kyle has done that are total power moves this week edition
Told Mrs. Greenfield he didn't care about solving an equation: You could really tell that she didn't know what to say to that and...
WRUP: Googly eyes
So! That was a week.
Since we are all super mature adults here, we're going to spend the traditional Saturday morning What Are You Playing talking...
WRUP: Wither bird edition
he came to me
he came to me though I was afraid
my fear and anxiety have ruled my life and it has been so consuming
upon...
WRUP: Who is the big stupid dumpster man edition
Wyatt: A big stupid man who lives in a dumpster, Wyatt is a strong candidate whom we should all consider for this.
Liam: If anyone...
WRUP: The alphabet of bird edition
A is for albatross. B is for blue jay. C is for cardinal. D is for dodo. E is for emu. F is for...
