Hey there, folks, it’s your favorite neighborhood everything salesman, Big Ron! Are you looking for great deals on appliances, automobiles, and furniture? Then come on down to Big Ron’s Deal Center! Just follow the bones!
Yes, the bones! We don’t know why they’re there and we don’t know what they come from, but if you keep on the trail of bleached ribcages with too many rips and femurs that disturbingly human, you’ll wind up at Big Ron’s! This week, we’ve got a great deal on a 2010 Corolla you have to see to believe, Maytag fridges starting at just $500, and an ominous black shape hovering at the edge of the property with glowing red eyes that seem to split and recombine! It’s probably harmless!
That’s Big Ron’s Deal Center, located off of route 423 and easily found by following the unidentifiable string of animal remains that litter the roadways, thicker and thicker until you get here! And if you’re the one putting all of the bones on our route, please let us know down in What Are You Playing. We’re going to call the cops. Otherwise, just tell us your weekend plans.
Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): ​I actually don’t have any serious plans this weekend. First time in well over a month. Pokemon Go is going to happen, despite the boring anniversary event, but other than that, probably ARMS, Injustice 2, or even Fire Emblem Heroes.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): I have two goals this weekend: Play some Morrowind and take my kids to Chuck E. Cheese’s. In both circumstances, a kid will be a kid!
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Have to head up to a wedding this weekend, so a fair chunk of my play time will be taken up with tabletop board games and not wanting to be at a wedding. What time I do actually have will be spent in Final Fantasy XIV and DC Universe Online.
Justin Olivetti (@Sypster, blog): I’m the wrecking ball to Secret World Legends’ Blue Mountain wall, so watch out you Filth demons! My shotgun is going to bring a reckoning! Wish I had more to say about this weekend’s plans, but… nope. I’m feeling boring!
MJ Guthrie (@MJ_Guthrie, blog): I’ll be focused pretty intently on Warframe this weekend; if anything new is introduced (and you know that can happen at a con!) I plan on getting my hands on it. Once I get home I will finish getting level 10 on the EverQuest II progression server so I can get that hilarious mount. If I have time, I want to finish as many Lord of the Rings Online anniversary scavenger hunts as I can!
Patron Pierre:Â I’m still tempted by going back to some MMOs, Final Fantasy XIV and The Elder Scrolls Online mostly, and Final Fantasy XI too, but when I think about the time investment it will require to achieve anything significant in those games, I give up. So I go back to The Division and Destiny, as I can play those games more casually. I also enjoy playing FPS/TPS a lot these days: I can’t explain why, but isn’t the most important point in gaming having fun? One last thing: Have you seen the new MOP commenter badges? They are just gorgeous (imho)! Bree let me know that we have Larry to congratulate for them: GG Larry ^^ :D …Or maybe you already know and I’m late to the party :/ Enjoy your weekend MOP readers: I hope you all find some time to have fun gaming. Cheers!!”
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