Level 1: Horse Bolt: Fire a bolt of concentrated horse from your horse wand to deal between 15-38 horse elemental damage. This damage increases as you level and is affected by horse resistance.
Level 15: Horse Heal: Use your horse wand to fill your target with the energy of horses, healing the target for 65-97 health and buffing them with Essence of Horse. Any target affected by Essence of Horse will be healed for half the damage you do with Horse Bolt multiplied by your number of horses.
Level 37: Horse Horse: Horse your horse into horse, horsing your horse for 215-234 horse. This horse increases as you level and is affected by Summon Horse.
Level 54: Summon Horse: Horse. Horse. horse
Level 103: What Are You Playing: Horse edition
Bonus question: If money were no object, what would you do to customize your car?
​Andrew Ross (@dengarsw): Pokemon Go Go Fest is probably the only thing that’ll happen. Crowfall might get some time if I’m not too tired. If I’m too tired for that, maybe some Monster Hunter Stories 2. Just got some royal monsters I wanna power up!
If money were no object? Not gonna lie, I’d probably get the old hybrid painted Mega Man themed colors (light blue body, dark blue top) and have his head as an emblem on the hood, with a Rush hood ornament and E-Tank decal over the gas door. I feel like it’s the best thing I could do with it. Now, if I could get a new car and that customization money…
Ben Griggs (@braxwolf): I picked up Far Cry 5 in the Steam Summer Sale and have been loving every minute of it. Might just be the best $9 I’ve ever spent. Besides that, I’ll probably hit World of Warships a little as I continue my grind up several tech tree lines.
I’m not really much of a car guy, but if I had the choice I guess I’d choose to have it modified to never need service. With all of the drivers in my family, it’s exhausting trying to keep up with the required maintenance on four different vehicles.
Brianna Royce (@nbrianna, blog): Same as last week for me – I’ll be in Albion Online, Crowfall, and maybe some Star Wars Galaxies Legends. What can I say, though, I’m still having dumb fun in Albion, and just as I talked myself out of reupping, I kinda want to do it some more, so I just might.
My gut reaction is to say I’d get my car repainted because I’ve never liked the exact shade it is (it’s just not bright and fun enough). But on reflection, I’ll say that I’d rather have those awesome seats that automagically come up out of the floor, a headrest that actually fits short people, the software that automatically parks for you, and somebody to clean it that isn’t me. I guess that’s not customizing so much as upgrading, but that’s the stuff. In my heart of hearts, though, I am secretly one of those people who would unironically ride around in a pink punchbuggy with eyelashes and silly plates.
Chris Neal (@wolfyseyes, blog): I’m likely going to bounce from Final Fantasy XIV things to mission runs or space trucking in Elite Dangerous to more of Monster Hunter Stories 2. If time allows, anyway.
I whole lot of detailing, cleaning, and repair for my car. Also maybe a little paint job. I guess? It’s hard to form an emotional attachment to a four cylinder Kia.
Eliot Lefebvre (@Eliot_Lefebvre, blog): Got cool stuff to review. Seriously, so cool. But I can’t talk about it; you just need to trust me that I’m working on that this weekend. Don’t worry, it’ll all be clear in a couple of weeks.
I’d love to have my car detaled and then decorated to look like a Transformer in car mode, right down to a conspicuous paint job and a giant Autobot symbol or two on the body. This is what I’ve always wanted.
Mia DeSanzo (@neschria): I will be playing Swords of Legends Online. I might even stream it if I can get my husband to stop putting his music on in the same room. This is the first MMORPG I’ve actually purchased (for more than $1) in a few years. I have also recently taken up trying to do my final two Steam achievements for No Man’s Sky, so I might play a little permadeath. I invariably die in the dumbest ways possible, but it’s the effort that counts. That’s what I tell myself, anyway. I just have to make it to the center of the galaxy in Survival and Permadeath to have all the achievements. I only have one open save slot right now. And there’s RimWorld. There’s always RimWorld.
If money were no object… I would get the little dent taken out of the back passenger side panel where I backed into my kid’s car the first week I had my car.
Sam Kash (@thesamkash): I don’t think I’m getting any gaming in this weekend. Too busy with IRL summer time fun.
Bonus: I’m not a car customizer really. But maybe I’d get a real nice Tesla! That’d be cool.
Tyler Edwards (blog): I got sucked into the blackhole that is Magic: the Gathering: Arena. Pray for me.
Bonus question: You guys are getting cars?
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