MassivelyOP’s 2022 Golden Yachties: Best worst post

January 2, 2023 4:00 PM

MassivelyOP’s not-so-serious end-of-the-year awards reach their epic conclusion today with our pick for best worst post. (We call these silly awards the Golden Yachties in honor of that dank meme about how games bloggers sail around on a golden yacht with all their blogging money. Obviously, our yacht is constructed from rhodium-encrusted moonrock, not mere gold.)

And the winner is…

MMO NPCS AS MUFFINS

If I recall correctly, this Perfect Ten from MOP’s Chris started as a joke in team chat and quickly ballooned into a whole article for April Fool’s Day. I must warn you: This article is going to make you so hungry. And as a bonus, the comments of this post held my favorite Schlag meme of the year too:

I have two runners-up, and they’re my favorite type of post: Eliot’s theme posts.

I dare you to try to read Jumptown Girl without acquiring the appropriate earworm.
And I dare you to tell me Titan4Lyfe, aka the protag for this Destiny 2 post, doesn’t sound like a legit YouTuber. You can hear the post in his voice, can’t you.

That’s a wrap on the Golden Yachties for 2022, folks! Don’t forget to check out our serious MMO awards while you’re at it.