There are many ways to kill a man. A dagger in the back. A sifter full of poison. A smothering pillow. A duel at high noon with rapiers. A highly trained attack dog. A giant… lily…?
Well, tell me this: If you saw a masked figure coming at you with this big of a plant, would you flee for your life or take a big sniff? While you ponder that, Minimalistway said, “Going to LOTRO’s Spring Festival, I was distracted by this man with his huge flower.”
IronSalamander8 is piloting around a corpse for your amusement: “Back to Garden Warfare 2 again, since it’s a virtually limitless source of fun shots. I’m on my Roadie Z zombie, a variant of the zombie engineer, and this is what wearing the gnome record hat makes the world look like.”
And speaking of LOTRO, Stormsong found a dubious crowd to hang with: “Here is a picture of one friendly person with black bat (and two other pets). When all the world goes to war, some go to seek friendships.”
Vincent has no worries that a floating monkey might poo all over the room in FFXIV and spread ebola, apparently: “The Monkey King is my favorite, I mean… c’mon, look at him. ‘Inspirer of awww‘ indeed.”
Or, if you get poo on you, Inspirer of ewww.
I started a new light-side Sith Warrior in SWTOR and got chills when she took up this fighting pose with a new training sword. Of course being a Sage, she’s got as much use for a lightsaber as Vincent’s monkey up there.
Cool or dorky, weird or completely utterly normal, we want to see what you’ve been up to this past week! Remember, screenshot it or it didn’t happen — and that’s a fact, Jack.
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