Valheim: “Well, that Bog Witch update was wonderful! A good time was had by all, I’m pooped.”
Players: “Yes, I should be – good lord, what is happening in that screenshot?!”
Valheim: “…aurora borealis!”
Players: “Aurora borealis?! At this time of day, at this time of year, in this graphical engine, localized entirely within the Deep North biome that’s going to be coming when the game launches into its full 1.0 state?!”
Valheim: “Yes!”
Players: “…may I see it?”
Valheim: “Yes! But only this one screenshot from the upcoming biome.”
The Bog Witch: “Valheim! The servers are on fire!”
Valheim: “No, last month’s update, it’s just the northern lights. You have a mysterious new merchant to engage in there while you enjoy new food and drink.”
Players: “Well, Valheim, I must say – you are an odd viking game, but you bog a good witch.”
Valheim: “Don’t worry, we’ve got more we haven’t shown you other than pretty lights in the sky!”
Players: “May we see that?”
Valheim: “No.”
