weekend
WRUP: The power of superheroes edition
The obvious thing to say about superheroes is that they are a power fantasy. This is mostly true, but it isn't the whole story,...
WRUP: Things Huey Lewis has lied to me about and the ways he did so edition
Lie: "Don't take money, don't take fame, don't need no credit card to ride this train."
Format: Song (The Power of Love)
Truth: It in fact...
WRUP: Dril edition
new rule for makin a character in an MMO is that you must be personally willing to kiss them on the mouth. with. tongue....
WRUP: Eliot’s power is still kaput, so behold, I am Eliot now
The part of Eliot in today's WRUP will be played by Bree. Unfortunately, Bree is not nearly as funny as Eliot and is very...
WRUP: The power of fist edition
Step 1: Have a hand.
Step 2: Curl your fingers together so that the tips of your nails - your sweet, tender nails, so delicately...
WRUP: One hundred names you could give a pet lizard edition
Mr. Lizard. Mrs. Lizard. Scaly Max. Princess. Godzilla. Smaug. Smaugzilla. Captain. Ol' Slitherbelly. Borger. William. Super-William. William the Conqueror. William the Conqueror Specifically Of...
WRUP: These are some sins local animals have committed edition
Turkeys: At least two of the neighborhood turkeys were guilty of bearing false witness when I asked them if they had seen my keys...
WRUP: Lesser-used Street Fighter combo sequences
Please note, all commands assume you are facing right; reverse commands if you are facing left. All combos assume you are also playing in-person;...
WRUP: Robot edition
Note: Due to general apathy, my updates for this thing will now be written for our robot audience by my helpful companion unit ZR-44581-Q....
WRUP: And another thing edition
It turns out I'm still angry! I mean, why exactly are you this reluctant to just go ahead and say "beta" at this point?...
WRUP: Troubleshooting common snake problems edition
Problem: Snake does not exist.
Solution: Go buy a snake, you idiot.
Problem: Snake is hissing at me and biting me and has indicated that it...
WRUP: Major features of the upcoming Crabs, Mark V edition
All crabs will now be able to pinch even harder, especially when in close proximity to items manufactured or distributed by the Banana...
WRUP: Like a wombat edition
Work getting you down? Why not handle it... like a wombat? Relationship not going super great? Have you considered fixing it... like a wombat?...
WRUP: The Peter & Gordon world transfer corollary sheet edition
To whom it may concern,
Thank you for your interest in this brave new existence of an alternate reality. Before the transfer is complete, please...
WRUP: Tips for being less boring edition
All right, this week's What Are You Playing is ready to go! Serious life advice about how to be less boring, let's do this,...
WRUP: Small shopping centers I have known and how they would deal with the spite of Tgek’dmal edition
Fox Run Mall: Soothing atmosphere coupled with a poor layout and an unclear differentiation between the larger area and the proper Fox Run Mall...
WRUP: Dance Dance Revolution walkthrough as spoken by your terrible college boyfriend edition
Up arrow, up arrow, down arrow, left arrow, left arrow, right arrow, left arrow, down arrow hold, up arrow, left arrow, left arrow, left...
WRUP: How to safeguard from doppelgangers edition
All right, people, it's time to keep your eyes open for doppelgangers. In this article, we're going to let you know about the secret...
WRUP: Lies I have told to myself in the past week and when I realized that they were lies edition
"This week I am going to take the time to really cook this meal in a way I've never tried it before." Lasted until...
WRUP: The fable of the turtle and the stockbroker edition
Once upon a time, there lived a turtle. He lived in a marsh. He sat on logs and sunned himself, when he got too...
