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WRUP: What makes Star Wars characters cry edition
Rey: Sometimes she thinks about the fact that there are cats out in the galaxy whose owners never once pick them up and say,...
WRUP: Who’s happy eating today edition
Kyle is doing the happy eat now with mashing mouth parts against the food slough, very many happy to be enjoying chew! Kyle make...
WRUP: How to know if you are the dumpster baby edition
Are you a true child of the dumpster? Are you a trash being made from garbage pieces? How can you be sure? Please read...
WRUP: Pinball scoring guide
Multiball Frenzy: Hit all seven of the rear bumpers to activate multiball, which doubles your score.
Multiball Disappointment: Hit three of the rear bumpers and...
WRUP: The last Guild Wars 2 elite specs for the next expansion edition
Engineer: The Mastermind
Rather than kits, this version of the Engineer summons tiny golems and clockwork robots to do their work for them. Wielding a...
WRUP: Photos I will skip over on my phone’s camera roll as we talk edition
A blurry shot of my feet that will be excused with "oh, not that one." Seventeen pictures of my cats. A picture of an...
WRUP: Words we don’t use here edition
Crazy. Argyle. Pomegranate. Tepid. Moist. Gassy. Fastidious. Molten. Gushing. Terrorized. Liquid. Hamburger. Clown. Webbed. Limpid. Inconsolable. Guilty. Seventeen. Magnanimous. Train. Overview. Comprehend. Masticate. Evangelize....
WRUP: Kylie stole my lightsaber edition
All right, Master. You're angry. I understand that. I'm angry, too. Not at you, obviously, but at the situation. See, I know that you're...
WRUP: Testing your HQ (ham quotient) edition
1. Do you like ham?
a. Yes, I enjoy ham.
b. I like ham more than the usual amount
c. I like ham less than the usual...
WRUP: Clipping edition
If you no longer wish to attend our sporting event, we are sorry, but the doors are sealed to prevent anyone from reaching the...
WRUP: Forward and back edition
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WRUP: Directions for homemade almond milk edition
Ingredients: Almonds, milk
Directions: In a large saucepan, pour in your milk. Then pour in the almonds. See, it's almond milk! Isn't that clever? See,...
WRUP: Hamster buffers edition
Note: This week's guest installment of What Are You Playing was written by Terry, who is officially the youngest member of the state parole...
WRUP: Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone edition
Yes, it's time for a hard pivot to cover the amazing Glassware Stair Ax, the MMO with something for everyone! Not something anyone involved...
WRUP: Horse mage sampler edition
Level 1: Horse Bolt: Fire a bolt of concentrated horse from your horse wand to deal between 15-38 horse elemental damage. This damage increases...
WRUP: Reasons I knocked down the statue in the front of your yard edition
The homeowners association says "no statues" and I take those rules very seriously, up to and including renting construction equipment to knock over statues...
WRUP: Driving to work (radio edit) edition
So I get in my car, because I need my car to get to work. I need to go to...
WRUP: Come home to a bagel edition
My bagel loves me!
This is incorrect. Bagels are not capable of love. Bagels feel only one emotion: contempt.
My cat loves bagels!
This is correct. Your...
WRUP: It’s only slightly used edition
Ah, I see what you have your eyes on. No, don't let yourself give up so quickly, look closer. The container is what's still...
WRUP: How to feel good about yourself edition
Oh, fun! We're doing the big one! I think I've got this down, and it's all thanks to what I refer to as my...
