weekend
WRUP: Hippo dance texture edition
What is the texture of a hippo dance? To understand this, we first have to understand a few important pieces of information. The first...
WRUP: New compound instruments edition
Guitarlophone: How many times have you played an electric guitar and just been stymied by how much the stupid thing isn't a xylophone, too?...
WRUP: What’s in the bitey surprise bag edition
What's up, folks, today's What Are You Playing is all about opening up the bitey surprise bag! The last one of these we opened...
WRUP: How to let’s face it you’re not paying attention to this anyway edition
Oh, whatever. Yes, I get it, this is where you're supposed to find everything being deliciously random and then everyone laughs because non-sequitur, and...
WRUP: How to marry a pumpkin edition
Step 1: Have a pumpkin.
Step 2: You want to marry that pumpkin? You think you're ready for that kind of commitment?
Step 3: No, don't...
WRUP: How to peel an apple edition
Step 1: Have an apple.
Step 2: Have a desire to peel that apple.
Step 3: Have a sharp knife.
Step 4: Find a bird. Find a...
WRUP: Unpopular Mario games edition
Super Mario's Underwhelming Adventure (Super Nintendo, 1991)
Mama mia! Bowser has kidnapped Princess Peach... sort of! She's actually already free and said that Bowser seems...
WRUP: The rest of the year of meme trends in advance edition
May: Pictures of eggs that have caught fire with captions about why the egg is on fire, ranging from "my clothes are still wet"...
WRUP: Insulting highways edition
Interstate 84: Hey, you! You're fat. You're stupid and fat. No one likes you. You smell like reclaimed caulk. Fat. Fat. Fat.
Route 66: Ooh,...
WRUP: How to make a giant mess out of the inside of your car if that’s your goal for whatever reason edition
What you'll need: A box of plastic disposable forks. Four bottles of foaming shaving cream. Rubber bands. Glitter. A Roomba. One full set of...
WRUP: Ham hunters edition
Ham hunters! Hunting ham! Not pigs. Pigs are where you get ham. They're just hunting actual ham. Why would you think they were hunting...
WRUP: Talking about how much I specifically hate Kyle edition
Please note, the following is to be read if you are not Kyle only. If you are Kyle, do not read beyond this warning...
WRUP: Ring of Hedgehog Defense edition
While wearing this ring, you cannot be harmed by a hedgehog in any way. You cannot take damage from any hedgehog-related source. If a...
WRUP: 101 uses for a hammer edition
Birds
Big birds
Small birds
Nuthatches
Fish Birds
Fish Bats
bats
batty bay
avast ye, this be the bay of bats
hearken ye...
WRUP: You have $15 to explain why you aren’t a werewolf edition
For $1:
"Werewolves aren't real."
"I'm just not."
"Why are you asking me this?"
"Already a vampire."
"Mange."
For $3:
"Werewolves are real but they're...
WRUP: The story of the wombat edition
Once upon a time there was a wombat. This wombat's name was Simon Birchson. Everyone thought this wombat was very cute and nicely rotund,...
WRUP: cmon five more minutes edition
cmon five more minutes. gimme five more minutes. just gimme five minutes. just need five minutes. give me five minutes. only five minutes. demanding...
WRUP: Excerpt from my autobiography, ‘The Sushi Bar Will Never Open,’ available everywhere books aren’t sold on February 30 edition
Chapter 3: "But I Never Asked About The Walrus"
At this point, my options were basically limited to either buying my way into college, buying...
WRUP: Beekeeping strategies edition
DON'T: Yell at your bees.
DO: Yell encouraging things at flowers while making it clear that the yelling is not directed at the bees.
DON'T: Throw...
WRUP: Advantages and Disadvantages edition
Advantages:
Double-jointed (5 points)
Triple-jointed (10 points)
My limbs are covered in joints like one of those snakes you could get at a carnival...
