weekend
WRUP: Your children are safe with me, Entirely Avoidable Hazard Man! edition
Hello, parents! There's no need to be alarmed, it's just me, your friendly neighborhood superhero! And you've no need to fret; your children are...
WRUP: A brief rundown on the new version of the site edition
Why did you pick this new theme?
Well, because we never really picked the old theme, we just found something that worked during our month-long melange...
WRUP: The journey of my wife going back to World of Warcraft edition
The following is all only lightly edited from actual speaking.
"Yeah, let's go play some World of Warcraft! I'm excited!"
"Oh, hey, I hadn't...
WRUP: Vintage advertisement for Dr. Farnell’s Neck-Staple System from 1957 edition
Have you ever been told that you "would lose your head if it were not attached to your neck?" Friends, what happens if your...
WRUP: The four ways to impress a girl edition
Pour boiling tungsten on her car: According to Wikipedia, tungsten has a melting point of 6192 °F. That is very hot, and probably will...
WRUP: Our 2018 character poll edition
As we near the end of the year, it's time for us to start figuring out which characters to include in next year's cast...
WRUP: Reviews of some movies I saw recently whilst paying attention to Granblue Fantasy edition
Some Disney thing or another: A young kid goes on a life-changing journey and gets home in time for dinner. This was one of...
WRUP: We went to the zoo and I saw a kitty edition
And also I saw a monkey and another monkey and a gorilla and another kind of monkey that was little that could ride on...
WRUP: The narrator is inside the car edition
You think that you've gotten away at long last as you get into your car, blood oozing from the wound on your leg, but...
WRUP: Introducing the Not-even-good-at-one-formers edition
Introducing the hottest toy line to debut near SDCC (not at, we don't have money for a booth there), it's the Not-even-good-at-one-formers! They're less,...
WRUP: Offending the God of Rabbits has worked out pretty much fine edition
So as you know, last week we managed to direly offend the God of Rabbits, which is remarkable partly insofar as I had expected...
WRUP: Moving forward, there are going to be some changes around this prison edition
New prison rule #1: No one is to use "shiv" as a verb any more. Last month there was a big debate over whether...
WRUP: House evaluation edition
11:43 (User NVT): Team on-site and beginning inspection.
11:44 (User JPE): Taking half of the team for upper floors.
11:44 (User TTB): JPE is reminded that...
WRUP: Tips to having a great date when you’re both just sitting in your car for four hours edition
So actual dates are stupid and gross, right? Not necessarily! You can trick your date into having a great experience when the whole night...
WRUP: Guess the person edition
Sometimes, our work chat is mature and productive and focuses on useful things. Sometimes I just use it to come up with creative burns....
WRUP: Dispatch from E3 2049 edition
We sent this message back in time from 2056 in the hopes that someone could avert this horrifying future. E3 grew so slowly almost...
WRUP: Know your dragons edition
If the dragon has four legs and two wings, it's a dragon. If it has two rear legs and wings instead of front legs,...
WRUP: Back in my day the dump was dangerous edition
Let me tell you something, you young'uns, everything you do these days is different from how it was when I was your age. Based...
WRUP: How to make bird walk edition
Hello and being welcome to What Are You Playing, column that is for creating most excellent guide on subject of common knowledge to human...
WRUP: The act edition
Move an object from one place to another. Get from one place to another. Avoid being touched by this object.
It all seems so simple,...
