One Shots: Where are my draaaaaagons?

    
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Despite what certain platinum blondes might tell you, nobody owns dragons. At best, you can rent one from Home Depot for some light yard work and BBQ assistance. But dragons are a limited resource and have to be shared with the whole world, even if you have aspirations of establishing a kingdom through napalm.

“From this week’s MOP stream D&D night, we have here MJ going in for a close look at the kitten-turned-dragon in DDO’s Paws & Peril mission,” posted Katriana.

As eye-catching as it might be to have a little gremlin sitting on your shoulder, there are some considerations that Minimalistway hasn’t considered here. Is she potty trained? What if she falls off, cracks her noggin, and sues? What if she gets critical about your level of ear wax? You have to think through all of the angles.

In another FFXIV contribution, Vincent is rocking out to what I assume is the overture to Fiddler on the Roof. Or AC/DC’s “Dirty Deeds Done Cheap.”

Utakata gives us a backstory on this DCUO character, saying, “Rein Zwei (or Reinforce Zwei), is also a frost based character I’ve played since original City of Heroes. And have taken her through three games to what you see now. And having connection with all things ice, she has always been blue.”

“Back to old reliable Garden Warfare 2,” IronSalamander8 said. “On my Frozen Pea(shooter), viewing the amazing Butterhawk! A plane you use for one of Kernel Corn’s story missions.”

I can vouch for that car — it’s very eco-friendly and a smooth ride. Just don’t take it under direct sunlight lest you be driving an exploding batch of popcorn at 65 mph.

On the last leg of my sprint, I pass the baton of creativity and expression over to you in the comments! Will you take it up and share with us your own MMO screenshots this week, or will our team fail the race?

Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to justin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
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