One Shots: Saturday night at the Sith disco

    
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While Star Wars: The Old Republic’s Sith aren’t usually known for carefree and festive folks, that is a myth. Every Saturday night, they like to go club hopping like the rest of us. The only difference is that they use the Force to provide a light show — and, sadly, unnecessary casualties.

Minimalistway was the only survivor of this shindig: “The lighting ‘party’ was painful. I thought they meant disco, not this!”

Y’all having some fun in Diablo IV, smacking those bad boys of hell around with your named legendary (“Irene”)? You now have a new role model for excellence and head-smashing: Power_Reaper_5000 and a particular Barbarian named Snu Snu.

Death by Snu Snu? There are worse ways to go, I suppose.

And if you ever wondered where all of your blankets and sheets disappear to, Utakata¬† found the answer. They’re in Fabricland in Blade and Soul, soaking up that delicious sunshine and preparing to return to you smelling Bounty fresh!

Historians dug into the archives of MMOs from the 1700s and 1800s, finding very little other than this photograph of a Final Fantasy XIV jaunty adventurer waiting for the servers to go online in a few centuries.

“For this week, well, choices were made,” said Vincent. Choices indeed.

And I’ll wrap things up with my Draenei in World of Warcraft scoping out her domain in Azure Span. It’s mostly pinecones and squirrel poop, so don’t be that jealous.

You are cordially invited to join us in the comments section for light refreshments, some unnecessary brawling, and the posting of refined, thoughtful, and artistic screenshots from many online worlds. Sincerely, the dude who’s been running this column since 1982.

Every week, One Shots shines a spotlight on the best community screenshots from your MMO adventures. If you have a great pic to share, email it to¬†justin@massivelyop.com with the subject “One Shots.” Make sure that the picture is over 880px wide and comes with a description or story!
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