Deep in the fires of Mt. Doom, a terrible and mighty creation is being forged. One that if, left unchecked and unpetted, could spell the end of Middle-earth itself. LOOK UPON ITS CUTENESS AND DESPAIRRR
“Most things in Lord of the Rings Online are not fireproof: Player characters, orcs, magic rings, ancient mutated proto-hobbits, even Nazgûl aren’t a big fan of fire,” said Colin. “But a little-known fact: Corgis are perfectly at home hanging out inside an active forge. Look how happy he is!”
Katriana is up to the usual — breaking into other people’s homes and messing with their stuff. Boundaries, Katriana. Boundaries.
“From Guild Wars 2, we ventured inside the Wizard’s Tower and found, among other things, this quirky little target practice area they have set up.”
Minimalistway, as usual, is pigging out in FFXIV: “A feast before the battle. I’m afraid I’ll get a food coma.”
I mean, it’s not the worst way to get excused from this afternoon’s lethal butchery. You guys go hack at each other with swords, I’ll be here digesting six pounds of food and binging Squid Game.
IronSalamander8 continues to confound me with screenshots of this Plants vs Zombies game. It seems like the weirdest thing ever, and if there wasn’t photographic proof, I would’ve said this is a fever dream.
“On the moon in Garden Warfare 2, my General Supremo is having issues finding his luggage!”
And I’ll wrap things up with this Pulitzer Prize-worthy photo of my LOTRO River Hobbit bending a shrew to her will. Shrew vs. corgi — who will win that epic clash? Find out next week!
Speaking of pets, anyone want to show off their little virtual snookums in the comments? What’s your favorite in-game pet and why?